Thursday, January 7th, 2010
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So There Was A Highly Advanced Civilization In The Amazon After All

ufoSo Colonel Percy Fawcett has been vindicated. The British explorer, who David Grann wrote about in the wonderful book The Lost City of Z, was last seen in 1925, trudging off into the jungles of the Amazon basin, searching for evidence to support his belief that a vast civilization had once populated the area-the fabled city of gold, perhaps, El Dorado. In the years since, the prevailing opinion has been that he was following a pipe dream, that the harsh physical conditions of the basin have always precluded mass inhabitation. Now, as Grann reports today, at The New Yorker:

In cleared-away areas of the upper Amazon basin, researchers, using satellite imagery, have recently pinpointed a vast network of monumental earthworks, including geometrically aligned roads and structures, constructed by a hitherto unknown civilization. According to a new report published in the journal Antiquity, the archeologist Martii Pärssinen and other scientists have documented more than two hundred and ten geometric structures, some of which may date as far back as the third century A.D. They are spread out over an area that spans more than two hundred and fifty kilometers, reaching all the way from northern Bolivia to the state of Amazonia in Brazil.

The structures that have been discovered thus far represent only ten percent of the whole, according to the archeologists, who attribute the disappearance of the civilization to disease spread by the arrival of European conquistadors in 16th century.

"What is striking about the structures is that their monumentality and sophisticated design are best seen from an aerial view," says Grann, "where they look like an elaborate geometry equation diagrammed in the earth."

Or, you know, maybe they're just alien landing pads.

42 Comments / Post A Comment

Abe Sauer (#148)

It bums me out to think that Indiana Jones is now a dude sitting in a florescent-lit room "adventuring" via satellite imagery. I mean, technological advancement is good and all but…

Rw (#1,458)

There is nothing new under the sun, especially not the western world's ability to underestimate the brown man. Mother fuckin' El Dorado.

Abe Sauer (#148)

Na'vi!!!

maebefunke (#154)

What Would Sigourney Do?

riotnrrd (#840)

She would smoke a smooth and refreshing Camel Light.

iplaudius (#1,066)

I see you.

I CAN'T SEE YOU GUYS?

Well, at least you still gotta go down there to check it all out! Like my friend for example who's on the Amazon right now. At least that's what his last Facebook status update was.

Rw (#1,458)

Didn't they eat Percy? he supposedly got really close then poof, all that was left were stories. Can't say they were wrong for it, god knows what he did, but maybe he's still alive, benevolently ruling a tribe of good-natured Amazonians who have mastered the secrets of the universe and eternal life, but still walk around with their YaYa's and hooha's out because they are mostly still innocent (in the colonial sense) and because it's hot as shit.

theheckle (#621)

Until we see at least one "mound" shaped like a penis, can we really call them advanced?

La Cieca (#1,110)

The words "searching for evidence to support his belief that a vast civilization had once populated the area" adjoin an American Apparel ad for "The Disco Pant." Someone really needs to explain that algorithm to me.

Rw (#1,458)

Uhh totally started working on one, but uh then I realized I had more to gain by beating off to the fishnet ad.

kneetoe (#1,881)

Easier to understand than the ad for Going Rogue (unless "populated the area" refers to the US).

zidaane (#373)

Nothing explains why everyone at the Awl aptoffice is wearing berets.

DoctorDisaster (#1,970)

It's for Going Rouge, the parody.

Hey, I just watched a NOVA ScienceNow (shut it!) about an archaeologist studying the Maya who was able to discover a whole shit ton of previously unfound ruins using satellite imagery. So why would these guys assume that the ruins are relics of unknown people, rather than simply heretofore undiscovered civilizations of folks we actually know about?

Rw (#1,458)

I think that these guys still aren't sure they know about everyone

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/05/30/uncontacted-tribes-discov_n_104290.html

Can't wait to show their Eve my apple and Bone Eden back into the stone age.

DoctorDisaster (#1,970)

I love that all the tribes people with "no contact with the outside world" are very clearly all "wtf is this airplane doing?" in every photo.

cherrispryte (#444)

Is there anything Europeans didn't fuck up? My white guilt is suffocating.

kneetoe (#1,881)

We didn't fuck up taking over the world.

Rw (#1,458)

Still doing a great job of fucking up the world though.

kneetoe (#1,881)

Is taking over and fucking up the world one thing or two?

Rw (#1,458)

HA!

La Cieca (#1,110)

We did a pretty cool job with technology and representative government, which would have been even cooler had we realized that not everyone wants technology and representative government.

Rw (#1,458)

Whatever it's good right? give it to em anyway in the name of FREEDOM! they'll thank us for it when they get over their willful savagery.

lu (#2,779)

Representative governments are for lazy white people. Back when we were natives we'd get off our asses and PRESENT ourselves.

That's why we're so bad at "democracy".

Vulpes (#946)

Smallpox blankets aside, the diseases that wiped out so many Native Americans are one thing in that whole tale my white guilt doesn't twinge over, because it was probably the one act of conquest that was unintentional and unavoidable. It was just biology.

gumplr (#66)

Maybe, but surviving a nuclear blast in a refrigerator is still a bunch of malarkey.

atipofthehat (#797)

…and if you DO survive, you're in a fridge, with no way out.

KenWheaton (#401)

This isn't a surprise to anyone who's read the Book of Mormon.

Rw (#1,458)

You sure? wouldn't it surprise them to know that the place is so far south? Mormonism…

But I lost my Magic Glasses!

Rw (#1,458)

LOFL! Here borrow mine, I'm racially impaired so I won't be using my book of Moro… uh Mormon.

HiredGoons (#603)

Call me when there's a Fountain of Youth. I'll be in my Milk Bath.

Rw (#1,458)

Blood works better.

HiredGoons (#603)

Elizabeth?

riggssm (#760)

Not according to Tommy Tune …

I would like to understand why Grann is such a great writer? Like, I feel it but can't quite explain why. But I enjoy absolutely everything he writes!

amuselouche (#448)

That book was completely insane (in a great way). Every time I read yet another unbelievable and yet true fact I kept expecting that the next page would just read "SIKE!"

HiredGoons (#603)

DID THEY FIND AMBROSE BIERCE!?!?!

Vulpes (#946)

I highly recommend the book 1491, which goes into this and other fascinating and astounding ways Native Americans affected their environment.

k122n (#2,945)

surprised no one has mentioned this:

so david grann, the author of the post at the new yorker? he also wrote the book, the lost city of z, which was optioned and is currently in pre-production, starring brad pitt. problem is, pitt's been attached to the project for over a year, yet reports keep coming out that they don't even have a script yet, let alone a start-date for filming. (http://tinyurl.com/y9y7xf5)

i'm guessing this post is david grann's way of keeping interest in the project alive, and/or lighting a fire under someone's ass

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