Oh joy! The New York Times is reporting that Sarah Palin "will host an occasional series" on Fox News. Details are sketchy, but the show-which I hope they call "Sarah Palin Is Making Sense," because how great would that be-is apparently part of a multi-year deal with the network, since if there's one thing we know about Sarah Palin it's that she is totally great at fulfilling multi-year obligations.
Monday, January 11, 2010
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Does "occasional series" mean "we're not committing to anything regular in case she fucks up so big-time that even her fans would be appalled"?
"bitch be unreliable"
No, 'occasional series' means 'a regular series would be impractical due to the insane amount of vetting required'
'Palin Comparison.'
!!!
Hard to say who got the worse end of this deal.
OH WAIT, IT'S US.
Can someone please remind me what, if anything, this woman has actually accomplished?
She put one over on America?
Oh, like that's hard.
Hey, you know, Balloon Dad couldn't pull it off.
Got a lot of people wondering why in blue hell anyone would vote for a Marxist.
Here's an exclusive preview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLMNZ6xY6YY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY-03vYYAjA
Well, she's perty Foxxxxy.
Foxxxy in the sense that she ably meets the 'Fair and Balanced' criteria.
Let's just get this over with. Sarah, please announce you are running for the Presidency, and start your campaign advertisements today. The networks need the money, and you need all the time you can get to convince people to vote for you.
"Sarah Palin's Ole-Timey Two Minute Hate Hour"
I admit I would watch this if she interviewed Katie Couric.
Very surprising news.
In other news, I wear glasses, enjoy pickles. Also, water is wet.
Truth-be-told: my mother once said during a storm "wow, this is a REALLY wet rain."
I have others, my family calls them 'Mindyisms.'
Score
Ailes-1
Murdoch Kids-0
Fingers crossed that Sarah Palin's "occasional series" is not unlike the celebrity variety shows of the 70s. Wondeer Woman star Lynda Carter's are the standard, but I'm pretty sure Palin could belt out a pretty decent "Rubber Band Man" as well if pressed by Roger "Raj" Ailes.
The minute I saw this, I started laughing. Going to be a grrrreat show, you betcha! She'll maverick your maverick all right.
If we're lucky, "Uber Right-wing Nut" Palin will handle this job as well as she has handled her jobs and schooling in the past: She'll just quit after a month or so. Then, she can go back to Wasilla, AK, and be a good stay-at-home mom, and leave the rest of the country alone.
BTW, anyone else out there surprised during the election of '09 to discover that people in Alaska aren't "cool 'n' quirky" like the characters in "Northern Exposure"?