21
Former Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum-Google his name if you're unfamiliar, you're in for a real treat-is considering helping us all take back America by running for president in 2012. So if you're looking to marry your dog, you'd better get on that at some point in the next two years. 'Cause it ain't gonna happen in Santorum's America.
His career is basically what Palin's would be without all the insidious institutional sexism of the Democrat party.
I tried to think of a tasteful joke about Down Syndrome babies vs. dead babies (i.e. the one the Santorums brought home from the hospital for pictures), but I don't think it can be done. Anyone?
Who would name themselves after a gay sex act? Weird.
Not sex act per se, more of a byproduct really.
true dat.
-yawn- anyone who isn't a complete political junkie has likely forgotten about this shitstain… and not in a good way. He probably thinks he was one of those iconic senators/lawmakers who sticks in people's minds, like Gingrich. He thinks that because a small coterie of dedictated wingnuts give him attention, he can pull off the big stakes. Much like Sam Brownback, he'll find out that he's wrong.
He's basically the William Hung of politics. Now, with the appropriate passage of time since he's been in the news, he gets the same, "(chuckle)HA! Remember that guy?" as Mr. She-bangs.
He'll be the Harold Ford Jr. of the presidential campaign. Santorum's a pariah in his home state and particularly in Western Pa where he claimed that he and his family qualified for Pennsy state programs because they resided in a one bedroom home that he and his wife owned.
I knew Santorum went too far when members of my ultra-conservative in Penna turned on him. I nearly fell out of my seat when one relative said she voted for Bob Casey, Jr. (his pro-life stance, moderate views on most other things, and goodwill toward the family name clinched it).
They went nuts in Western PA when he continued pushing claims of state residency all while living on a mini-estate in Virginia. There might be a lot of ass backwards folks in Pennsy but they don't like outright hypocrisy being spit in their faces. I look forward to the day that the Pennsyl-tucky crew turns on Palin, and they will once she starts getting overly showy with her new found wealth.
Why is The Awl trying to terrify me this morning?
Um, yeah- on that subject, WHAT'S WITH THE CARLY FIORINA AD-BANNERS THAT KEEP SHOVING HER CREEPY FACE IN MY FACE EVERY PAGE-OPEN. I'm about to stab my very expensive monitor with this x-acto knife.
I'd take ads of Carly's face over the creepy American Apparel models shoving other body parts at the camera…
I for one welcome a very public and expensive Santorum campaign. Very expensive. And lots of interviews of Santorum.
Here here!
That just doesn't look right…
Hear, hear!
thnx.
Palin-Santorum would be a dream ticket. I would get hundreds of those bumper stickers purely for the unintended irony.
Those two deserve each other.