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SOMEONE ON THE TV WROTE AN OUTRAGED LETTER AND EVERYONE ON TWITTER IS TALKING ABOUT IT?
Is this a blind item? Do I have to go over to twitter? Please don't make me go over to twitter.
Oops. Scratch that. Please buy we a new computer that loads images in a timely fashion.
More "strongly disappointed" than "slightly outraged," I think.
This is the most exposure Carson Daly's had in three years.
Which makes US the real victims.
OH I AGREE.
What's wrong with Carson Daly? I saw him once on the telly. He seems fratty, but harmless. Were there transgressions in his past?
He was engaged (I think?) to Tara Reid for a while. That counts as a transgression, right?
You know how Paris Hilton is sort of the human embodiment of American TV culture's very worst impulses? Carson Daly is like that, but for 90s music.
http://bit.ly/7P4voz
He is a reminder of what we thought we'd left behind.
"NBC is going to give him a bag of coke and tell him to fuck off." http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/42872353.html?thread=6777827361#t6777827361
Is "Cabinda" a cute 'n kicky nickname for Conan in addition to a province in Angola? Or is Maddow included to provide a contrast? Or something else entirely??? CONFUSED.
Either that, or else Conan is dating Bobby Jindal, and somebody's got a fatal case of buried lede.
Google "Togo soccer team shooting"
God, Rachel Maddow is so out of touch.
WTF IS WRONG WITH HER?
SHE'S JUST LIKE US.
Which really worries me.
I know, right? We care about Yemen 'cause teh Arab terrorists. Cabinda = black Africans. No big!
Don't tell the Hulk about this. You won't like him after he hears about this.
Ooh, I had no idea Conan wrote a letter. Thanks for the heads-up, The Awl!
He wrote a letter? Those New Englanders, so quaint.
It's because they're so close to Canada.
I am reserving judgment until Andy Rooney weighs in, myself.
It was a very nice letter. I want to blow him a little bit.
Help me out here so I can get the visual: does "a little bit" modify "want" or "to blow"? Thanks in advance.
Not sure myself. Will let you know.
Fuck. There goes my 'Carson Daly in a black hole' meme.
Back to making Richard Heeme prison rape jokes…