Was Barack Obama going to get hammered by the economy no matter what he did? Paul Krugman concedes that it's possible. It certainly doesn't help that many Americans are too stupid to understand the stimulus package. But don't worry, now that unions are free to flood the airwaves with informative ads, things will be much clearer. Or, uh, not. We're pretty much screwed. All of us, not just the gays. I hope the last season of "Lost" is good, because I can't think of anything else to look forward to.
Monday, January 25, 2010
10
Could someone also tell David Paterson that he sucks for me? I just... don't have the energy anymore.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION, YOU LYING SACK OF SHIT?! WHAT HAPPENED TO, "I mean, sure, we all know that life is really a tireless slog to the tomb where the very brief pleasures we take upon the way are illusory moments of bliss meant to blind us to the meaningless struggle of existence, but even with all that, I'm going to try to pretend otherwise," HUH, YOU TRAITOROUS MOTHERFUCKER? WHAT HAPPENED TO, "It's gotta be better than the last one, right?" IT'S JANUARY TWENTY FIFTH, IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN A MONTH, FIND A WAY TO GET HAPPY AND MAKE YOUR READERS HAPPY, YOU DICKWAD.
Blobfish, is that you?
I see that optimistic sheen washed off twenty-odd days into the New Year, Mr. Balk.
Glad things are back to normal.
Kristen Stewart as Joan Jett?
The headline had me hopeful for you, but then the content turned out to be crap.
http://www.oprah.com/spirit/100-Things-That-Are-Getting-Better
1. Flower Arrangements
WHY ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME OPRAH?~?~???!
"Your chances of visiting the moon "
One of these days, Oprah! One of these days!
Schadenfreude?
Comparing union cash to corporate cash is the equivalent of likening Bart Simpson's slingshot to an M1A2 Abrams tank. It's good for a couple of funny sentences here and there, but ultimately we know who's going to win in the real world.
NOT US.