OMG this adorable polar bear is WAVING AT THE CAMERA! I mean, I don't want to anthropomorphize, maybe he's not, but HOW CUTE! Okay, I will go put my penis back on now.
Thursday, January 14, 2010
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Hope Bear will give things to you that trigger wonderful memories and allow you to stow them away in your mind where they will remain forever, allowing you to return to them no matter what hurts or hardships life throws your way. Hope Bear is here to assist you. Let him in.
Saturday, February 13th, 2010
and Sunday, February 14th, 2010
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Hahahaha. Trick Bear will send Hope Bear to your home to give things to you that trigger wonderful memories only to quickly derail them so that you are sitting there fucking begging Death Bear to come and take them and stow them away in his cave where they will remain forever. Give Trick Bear just a hint of optimism, a tiny ray of light, a goal, a happy expectation and he will ruin it! Let Trick Bear suck your hope into his abject reality.
Monday, February 15th, 2010
Serving all Brooklyn only
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Free
um, dad?
Oh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm pretty sure he's saying 'bai bai.'
Or "Where's all the fucking ice gone, you bastards!"
byline lol
Can't a bear get in an ab workout with a little bit of privacy?
he looks like he should be holding castanets
Olé!
I think he's calling for a time out
oh my god, he's playing fetch with himself. because he's looooooooonely. so lonely.
I think vogue-ing, no?
The Aristocrats!
Balk has a penis?? WTF!!