Friday, January 22nd, 2010
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iDon'tCareAnymore

SHUT UP NERDSAn "analyst" is already projecting that the "Apple tablet" will make $3 billion in its "first year." At this point, I basically hope that the damned Apple announcement on Wednesday is a flatscreen ham radio or something. Or like, a portable "AM/FM" "Walkman." Remember when you used to have devices that would let you get "radio transmissions"? I miss the radio.

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HeatherW (#3,023)

LOL HAM RADIO!!!

I'd like a flatscreen ham, myself. Mmm, salty.

mathnet (#27)

If it makes women cut their nails, I'm all for it.

HiredGoons (#603)

What about the one that actually works right that they release six months later? How much will that make?

Forty-three dollars and seventy-eight cents.

Rw (#1,458)

I agree with everything here except the part about radio.

Art Yucko (#1,321)

My first Walkman (the WM-R2) put the "Solid" in Solid State. I miss that fucking doorstop with a cassette deck.

kneetoe (#1,881)

You're referring to the fillings I had to remove with my swiss army knife?

jolie (#16)

(Shhh, let's all agree not to tell Choire about the "radio" feature on newer model iPods.)

THERE'S WHAT?

jolie (#16)

SHHHHHH I SAID DON'T TELL.

Tivo for radio?! Mind is blown.

Brian (#115)

De-lii-laaah, here I come.

I'll rip the keyboard off of your laptop for a sawbuck.

Flashman (#418)

While my opinion of Apple, products and fanbase both, has historically flitted between indifference, scorn and bombastic rage, if you can draw in freehand on this thing I think I'd be interested.

deepomega (#1,720)

Word is that there won't be a stylus, so uh you can probably fingerpaint in freehand?

barnhouse (#1,326)

You can't even say "don't touch that dial!" anymore.

Flashman (#418)

There used to be an ad on one of the Erie PA stations for a local radio station down there, and the tag line was like (deep radio voice) "WJET Rock Radio. Tune it in, AND RIP YOUR KNOB OFF"

brad (#1,678)

i still call them 'albums'.

Matt (#26)

"Of course the Mousemobile comes loaded with options; electric windows, 8 track, and cassette."

Onjay (#2,679)

Oh God. Another 'must-have' doohickey? When is someone going to talk about all the fucking crap that goes into/onto these pods, pads, phones, tablets, TVs and such.

I miss the radio back when Knifecrime Island was still just the Isle of Bad Teeth. Only three stations: BBC Home Service, BBC Light Programme and BBC Third Programme.

Grumble fucking grumble.

SpyMagician (#2,024)

I still have the TDK cassette head demagnetizer I bought when I was 17 from Tower Records. OMG! I have these things!!!!

When it's obsolete in 17 months, it'll make a nice dinner tray.

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