"This is all one big overblown latke. I feel that we need to save our communal kvetching in reserve for when it's more called for and really matters."
-Rabbi Levi Shemtov addresses the GIGANTIC CONTROVERSY over the Obama White House Hanukkah party, which is apparently a huge "fuck you" to the Jewish community because the guest list is slightly smaller than last year's.
Friday, December 11, 2009
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What would be really great is if Larry David with Shelley Berman in drag crashed the party.
And Funkhouser told his "... in the sink" joke to the POTUS.
Ha! "Will you finish the fucking joke already!" I am dying here.
I like latkes. And so I do not like the way he's using them here to mean 'bullshit cake.'
Is this a shonda?
"Slightly fewer Jews in a room bitching..."
Also noted without comment: "President George W. Bush, who began the tradition of White House Hanukkah parties..."
Since Hanukkah is at sundown and I am trolling JDate, help me out. How exactly do you blow a latke?
Bacon bagels would stir the pot.