Trying to get a train out of Penn Station today? Good luck with that! There is NO ESCAPE from New York, people.
Easy work-around. Run to the bottom of the Brooklyn Bridge at Dover St. A ferry will take you to Fulton Landing in Brooklyn as long as your eyes are not visibly bleeding. Later, this spring, Will Smith will sit out on a pier there in the afternoons and wait for the rest of us to show up.
Snake Pliskin scoffs at you.
Where's Adrienne Barbeau when we need her?
Taking that 8 pm plane out of Newark that actually took off after midnight and got in around 3 (with two small kids) is finally paying off! By the way, pussyhound Eliot Spitzer was sighted awaiting a plane to North Carolina, with his wife.
Don't worry guys! I just surfed, then hang-glided into my train to Boston!!
Wait, that's Escape from LA, isn't it.
Next you'll tell us there's traffic on the BQE and LIE. I'll never make it to Pittsburgh…
Not if you're going from the BQE to the LIE you won't.
Oh shut up Jersey. All of your moms are already in the car, on their way in to the city to pick you up, so really just stuff it.
All your mom are belong to us.
updated to say service is being restored but with "residual delays" (read: fuckity fuck fuck fuck goddamn shit)
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