Clusterstock notes: "This is pretty much the perfect metaphor for 2009." Dealbreaker notes: "We Are Doomed."
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
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Luke. I am your creditor.
IT'S A TARP!!!
Your lack of faith in the invisible hand of the market disturbs me.
Huh, I always assumed this is how the stock market opens every day. Because otherwise, what's the point?
I don't think that's even the real Darth Vader. I mean, a handshake?
Eh. No scarier than having Kathie Lee Gifford ring the bell.
That's right, blame it on the black man. Again.
An in-joke where bankers = the Dark Force? In any case, they're like, 30 years late for marketing tie-ins on the Star Wars swag.