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Tuesday, December 8, 2009

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"Palin Was Unaware Of The Attempted Tomato Attack"


Some jerk in Minnesota managed to strengthen Sarah Palin's conviction that there is a lycopersican-based conspiracy against her when he tossed a couple of tomatoes at the former Alaska governor at a mall book-signing. He missed. After the incident, Palin headed to a private GOP fundraiser which was also attended by fellow GOP crazy Rep. Michele Bachmann. No word on what the two discussed, but I'm betting it had something to do with the fact that the President is a Muslim foreigner who hates Christmas.

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hockeymom
hockeymom (#143)

A proud day for Minnesotans everywhere.
Gah.
Couldn't Mr. Olsen/Larsen/Johnson just have held up a funny sign?

hockeymom
hockeymom (#143)

Nice Bump It. Also.

KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

Looks like Todd had time to stop in at Penney's while they were there.

KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

She draws an awfully undisciplined "X."

cruiskeen lawn
cruiskeen lawn (#1,794)

Coming soon -- Things Sarah Palin Was Unaware Of: The Listicle

myfanwy
myfanwy (#1,124)

1. The Awl

dado
dado (#102)

They pelted her with rocks and garbage?

Clarence Rosario

Given her comically absurd views, wouldn't throwing an Onion be more appropriate?

dado
dado (#102)

Nailin Pailin and failin.

hman
hman (#53)

This just makes it easier for her to make veiled racist remarks against Romas.

gumplr
gumplr (#66)

Should've taken aim from a helicopter. The elevation really improves accuracy!

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

It's fine, she doesn't like fruits either.

LotaLota
LotaLota (#1,703)

Cripes. And the price of tomatoes here this time of year...what a waste.

He shoulda stuck to throwin' moose guts.

dootsie
dootsie (#2,498)

Question: when did Palin begin stacking her Bumpits?

mrschem
mrschem (#1,757)

that bumpit is OUT OF CONTROL!!!

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