Friday, December 4th, 2009
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On Heating Meat

THIS IS WHY YOU'RE DEADSomeday soon we will be able to safely eat burgers composed of bits of dozens of different ground-up cows as well as their feces, because the cows themselves will be immune to E. coli! Thanks to vaccines, and ingenuity. And no thanks to "bureaucratic delays in Washington." Those fatcats! Again! So all the problems are now basically solved except for the solving.

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lbf (#2,343)

I'm gonna go out on a limb and speculate that the discovery that this vaccine gives you cancer won't be made until 2025.

myfanwy (#1,124)

Shit-eating grins all around!

iplaudius (#1,066)

You just made me Welsh double-L on my coffee.

brent_cox (#40)

Vaccine developers need a hobby.

WindowSeat (#180)

Will it make the cows autistic?

Dr. Spaceman (#1,211)

Thanks, but I'll stick with eating meat from ranchers who don't think body farms from The Matrix are a breakthrough business model.

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