Friday, December 4th, 2009

No Jail Time For Face-Slashing State Senator

Slashy stays on the outside"Sen. Hiram Monserrate has been sentenced to three years of probation and one year of counseling for his misdemeanor conviction of assaulting his girlfriend with a broken glass, reports a Monserrate aide who was in the courtroom to hear the judge's decision." Unfortunately for Monserrate, the judge left in place an order of protection which prevents him from seeing the woman, whom he wants to marry. And everyone knows how painful it is when you're told you can't wed the person you love, right?

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KarenUhOh (#19)

Maybe it was that testimony about him wanting a Jewish wedding.

mathnet (#27)

Is that glassing, or does it have to take place in Britain?

Dave Bry (#422)

That is incredibly well put.

Br. Seamus (#217)

Second. Nothing more betterer to say.

crookedE (#1,817)

Seriously. It ALMOST makes up for the abomination of justice that kept his sorry ass out of jail.

Maevemealone (#968)

Ironic justice, karma and the such like.

HiredGoons (#603)

Is he British?

sailor (#396)

You only cut the ones you love.

Jack_Kough (#2,406)

oh snap! can't marry the person he loves? if only this came a few days before the gay marriage vote, perhaps he would have been more sympathetic.

and yo: who cuts their girl with GLASS? that's seriously disturbed, even for a NY senator.

Clip Arthur (#2,024)

What's disturbing is how there's "debate" in the Senate about whether this guy can still be a Senator. If anyone else did the same thing they would simply be locked up.

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