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Wednesday, December 9, 2009

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New Poll Confirms American Lack Of Short-Term Memory

I mean, really, everything was betterA new poll shows that 44% of voters would rather have George W. Bush as president than Barack Obama. Because remember how great was? We had so much fun!

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cherrispryte
cherrispryte (#444)

No, no, I'm sorry. It is not yet 1pm, but I CANNOT FUCKING TAKE THIS BULLSHIT ANYMORE. STOP BEING IDIOTS, PEOPLE. JUST STOP.

kneetoe
kneetoe (#1,881)

You're saying after 1pm it'll be ok?

myfanwy
myfanwy (#1,124)

No, that's when the drugs kick in.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

*pats on back

lbf
lbf (#2,343)

Remember, those are AMERICANS they polled.

riggssm
riggssm (#760)

Lies, damn lies, and statistics.

riggssm
riggssm (#760)

I suck at Mark Twain quotes. "Damned lies." Ugh.

beingiseasy
beingiseasy (#1,735)

America: Land of the Free, Home of the anti-intellectual.

..because I'd rather drink a beer with the President than have him be able to CLEARLY STATE IDEAS AND ANNUNCIATE.

myfanwy
myfanwy (#1,124)

enunciate? Either way, it works.

beingiseasy
beingiseasy (#1,735)

oy. outrage to embarrassment, just like that.

Tulletilsynet
Tulletilsynet (#333)

You may be thinking of Gabe Bush, the often forgotten, angelic Bush brother.

dweeb
dweeb (#437)

One beer summit, coming up!

SweetnessIWasOnlyJoking

Republicans are like those people who gorge themselves on whatever is in the fridge, poop on the floor, and then laugh at the humiliating spectacle of someone having to clean it up.

LondonLee
LondonLee (#922)

Americantards

Mindpowered
Mindpowered (#948)

AmeriTards. EuroTards. AfriTards.

kneetoe
kneetoe (#1,881)

Who's even polling this question? And why?

myfanwy
myfanwy (#1,124)

"Would you rather have George W. Bush as president or someone with the (middle) name of HUSSEIN?"

It's all in the word choice.

hockeymom
hockeymom (#143)

The link is to Politico. Which exists only to make me want to kill someone on a daily basis.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

I just. can't. care. anymore.

sargasm
sargasm (#104)

* pats on back

paxcincinnatus

I know. My outrage fuse blew sometime in 2006, and the penny I stuck in there is about to just rot out.

handsprung
handsprung (#241)

Outrage overload? http://bit.ly/4HAWiO

ContainsHotLiquid

My position as well. But it has led to arguments in the home-place.

KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

Yeah, well, think how Sarah Palin feels. A couple weeks ago some poll said 37% of Americans felt she was qualified to be President.

It's all relative, this pecking order of boobdom.

rj77
rj77 (#210)

THERE'S A MAN ON THE WING OF THE PLANE!!!

Oh. Hi, Karl.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

"Terror at 45 Feet."

dado
dado (#102)

Jeb must have been happy to hear this.

DorothyMantooth

RONBOBAIT!

myfanwy
myfanwy (#1,124)

This is getting fun.

djfreshie
djfreshie (#875)

it's been over an hour, I'm worried. Where is that guy?

Here's what I assume he will say:

Obama gurglegurgle LiberTARDS yaddleyaddle DemoCOMMIEs yadayada democRATs zooblezooble HEIL to the chimp oogleoggle RepubliKINGS blahblah something about 9/11.

Only time will tell.

paxcincinnatus

Ronbo would not deign grace a post with meager numbers.

RONBO DEMANDS RED MEAT.

HeyThatsMyBike

I am 44% sure this is a load of shit, statistically speaking, and 56% sure it's probably not accurate.

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