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Friday, December 4, 2009

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Man Sentenced To British Version Of The Death Penalty

Last ordersMeet Ryan Kane! Ryan, from Oxfordshire, has earned the distinction of being the first person in England and Wales to be banned from drinking alcohol. Apparently the truculent type, Kane had already been barred from entering local pubs for three years, but violated the order more than 40 times. For the next two years, "Kane is prohibited from entering pubs or clubs, buying alcohol from any licensed premises, being involved in anti-social behaviour while under the influence of alcohol or having unsealed alcohol containers in any public place in Banbury." Ha! He lives in a place called Banbury! Maybe they should just get him a SCRAM.

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mathnet
mathnet (#27)

"prohibited from. . .being involved in anti-social behaviour while under the influence of alcohol"

NotAndersonCooper

Damn prohibitions. Isn't this why Pilgrims left that Island.

Flashman
Flashman (#418)

He must be cross.

#56
#56 (#56)

And he lives on West Bar Street.

Maevemealone
Maevemealone (#968)

Looks like his mug shot was taken from the floor.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

Actually it was taken from above, standing over him.

skybarn
skybarn (#304)

I can't even watch The American version of the Death Penalty because the British version is superior, especially Gareth.

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