Do you have any information about the owner of this little lost pony who was found wandering the streets of Southern California? Help a pony out!
Friday, December 4, 2009
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Damn that Clooney and his downsizing.
I get almost all my anthropomorphism from the local news.
If the owner doesn't show up in 72 hours... well, let's just pray he's been vaccinated against E.coli.
I have a strung out Strawberry Shortcake on the line....she is mumbling something about giving the pony to the Mr. Dope-man.
"There is a nativity scene in the area."
I know! Was Big Dog forced to wear a camel costume? Is he an athirst? Either way, I'd want the hell out of Norwalk too.
As a reporter, I guess this is the cost of dating the mayor--hard-hitting news assigments on my little pony.