HOLY FUCK. I wish GQ would stop pretending they care/know about "funny." They're shit at it. REALLY? Bradley Cooper? He should go fly a kite. A KITE! They're obvi all borgs over there…
I was glad to see what looks like a fairly decent sized mineral sample of copper made it into the same picture as Harper's– there on a round wood table.
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Hasn't GQ always been something of a size queen? I hope I'm using the expression correctly.
The preferred usage would be to say that the GQ target reader has always been something of a size queen.
Apart from examples like drag, and certainly in the case of size, queen is almost always used in place of enthusiast, not purveyor.
How about the print size? I'm already using 200x readers! That's one way to diminish your readership.
So all the perfume samples are mashed together?
Well would you look at that sandwich of sin and salaciousness.
I'm blushing.
HOLY FUCK. I wish GQ would stop pretending they care/know about "funny." They're shit at it. REALLY? Bradley Cooper? He should go fly a kite. A KITE! They're obvi all borgs over there…
How Bazaar.
I was glad to see what looks like a fairly decent sized mineral sample of copper made it into the same picture as Harper's– there on a round wood table.