Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

Doesn't Anyone Want To Do Some Crimes In This Country?

These days he couldn't even be botheredEven though we are mired in a terrible recession, crime continues to fall nationwide. No one is quite sure why, but theories include extended unemployment benefits, the effects of the stimulus program, and the fact that pretty much everyone is sitting around at home doing nothing now, making burglary more difficult. Or maybe YOU JUST AREN'T TRYING HARD ENOUGH. "Property crimes" are down 6.1%. Americans really are getting lazier. [Via]


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jolie (#16)

Yes! Um? OH I KNOW: Let's kill and eat Balk!

I hear that eating Balk meat poses a high risk of Trichinosis.

Our property is well-behaved!

wiilliiaamm (#225)

my theory is that we have exported that valuable skill to other parts of the globe. Why kill here when we can do it so well elsewhere. (I know…cold-right?)

mathnet (#27)

(It's because everybody's stopped going to church.)

scrooge (#2,697)

Obviously, the Crime Meter is broken (and they don't have the money to fix it).

brad (#1,678)

jesus, is that from repo man?

some other human knows quotes from repo man?

Find one in every car. You'll see.

Just for that you're not in the gang anymore.

elecampane (#1,877)

"put it on a plate, dear, you'll enjoy it more." christ, are there people of our vague demo who *don't* have repo man dialogue imprinted on their brain?

brad (#1,678)

john wayne was a fag

the hell you say

no you boys, he was too. i installed two way mirrors in his pad at brentwood. and he come to the door wearin a dress.

hauntsy (#2,714)

Funny. Why, just today, my mother stopped by, telling me of a neighbor's home directly behind her who was robbed last week, during the middle of the gotdamned day (Whittier, CA). Along with the usual money and jewelry they scored a handgun and a ladder, of course.

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