After being assaulted this weekend by a mentally disturbed man who struck him with a statuette of Milan's cathedral, Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi will remain in the hospital until at least Tuesday. The attack on Berlusconi resulted in a fractured nose, two broken teeth, and the complete overshadowing of this amazing story about how the premier "shocked leaders at an EU summit on Friday by sending them doodles showing women's underwear through the ages."
Monday, December 14, 2009
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So much better that I totally take back my shevalrous attack on Choire!
"Police have identified [the attacker] as Massimo Tartaglia"
Tartaglia's a pimp. It was Barzini all along!
When does the Victoria's Secret Presidency open up?
It's not nearly as fun - and in fact is a little terrible - now that it's a statuette and not a fist.
Seriously? I think it makes more-awesome. Not that I wish bodily harm on anyone, but it's kind of hilarious that it was a little cathedral.
well, there's something brave and personal about getting right up there and punching somebody. Hitting them from a distance seems kind of cowardly.
Brave and personal like Berlusconi's iron fist!
But there is something about hitting them with a miniature cathedral that seems very Italian.
This one leaves me feeling disgusted-- at Gordon Brown. And myself.
Wait! Isn't the Milan cathedral the one at the end of New Moon? COINCIDENCE? Plus, look at the blood all over his face.
I want to see these doodles of undergarments through the ages! This redeems him slightly in my eyes. Please show us your drawerings, Silvio.
"Would you like to come up and see my etchings?"
Are you looking at his bum? Cheeky monkey!