Tuesday, December 15th, 2009
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Be A George W. Bush Achiever!

I can think of something I'd like to write on his registryYa like freedom, responsibility, opportunity, and compassion? Course ya do, you're an American. Ya know who else is big into that stuff? George W. Bush! In fact, they were the core principles of his time in office. And now you can stand with the former president and his lovely wife Laura by becoming a Charter Member of the George W. Bush Presidential Center. In fact, if you contribute $50 or more, "your name will also be included in the Freedom Registry on permanent display at the Center." Normally I would be totally into this, but ever since the guy drove the economy into the ditch I've been out of work, so I don't really have that kind of cash available to throw around. But, hell, someone must, right?

19 Comments / Post A Comment

riggssm (#760)

Will the Presidential Center include a copy of The Pet Goat?

sailor (#396)

Will it have a paperback section?

KarenUhOh (#19)

Fifty bucks is actually pretty cheap for freedom.

And by "freedom" I assume you mean "the nigh-eternal joy of seeing any name I can drunkenly think up written in the 'Freedom Registry.'" Did I mention it's on permanent display at the Center? Kids, road trip!

Baboleen (#1,430)

Has a similar ring to the PTL Club and Heritage USA.

HiredGoons (#603)

I feel like this and my library card would cancel each other out.

SemperBufo (#1,849)

tee hee

NicFit (#616)

Every time I hear someone complain about how Obama isn't doing anything and blah blah blah, I just drift back to the age of Dubya. And I smile.

hman (#53)

He's losing his touch. 'Charter Member' doesn't sound as American as 'Ranger' or 'Pioneer.'

HiredGoons (#603)

I know, two words. It's almost like he's reconnecting with his Yaletticut roots.

Baboleen (#1,430)

HG-Seriously. You make me laugh every day.

HiredGoons (#603)

Laughter makes existence hurt less!

My Dad is so going to do this. Sigh.

City_Dater (#2,500)

So this Freedom Register will pretty much be a big public list of all the most deluded determinedly far-right crazies left in the U.S.?

Could totally be useful…

zidaane (#373)

Freedom Registry = giant Charmin roll

Steve (#1,777)

He knew calling it a Presidential "library" would be too ironic.

souplines (#502)

I hope it has a comic book section

slinkimalinki (#182)

just another word for nothing left to lose registry.

Mindpowered (#948)

FAO RONBO!

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