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Friday, December 18, 2009

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Al Franken Ruins Senate For John McCain


Senator Al Franken (D-MN), presiding over the Senate, shot down a request by Joe Lieberman (MISERABLE PRICK-CT) for an extra minute of speechifying last night, and John McCain (R-AZ) got VERY UPSET, because he had never seen something like that before and it made him worried for "the comity of the Senate." It's like some '80s comedy where the brash young outsider comes in to shake things up and all the stuffy establishment types are horrified, except in this case the brash young outsider is 58 years old, and the things the establishment types are trying to defend aren't funny at all. Although "comity of the Senate" is a pretty good one.

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hockeymom
hockeymom (#143)

Ha.
This is what happens when Al gets serious.
I love it.

Baboleen
Baboleen (#1,430)

That was fun to watch.

LondonLee
LondonLee (#922)

"No, the honorable gentleman cannot have an extra minute to spew his complete and utter bullshit. With all due respect."

jolie
jolie (#16)

Is this the same comitious (right, no, I don't know) Senate where Dick Cheney told Pat Leahy to go fuck himself?

hockeymom
hockeymom (#143)

And apparently, as Levin pointed out, the same Senate where the very thing happened only hours earlier. But because Grampy didn't see it, it doesn't exist.

KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

The American electorate didn't recognize Joe Lieberman for more than ten minutes, so I don't know why Al Franken should.

NeonTrotsky
NeonTrotsky (#2,249)

Well, it's especially funny since Franken himself considered a Franken-Lieberman presidential ticket, at least in the form of satirical fiction.

brent_cox
brent_cox (#40)

That Sen. Franken has figured out how to use parliamentary procedure to tell someone to go fuck himself is not so bad at all.

NeonTrotsky
NeonTrotsky (#2,249)

"You shouldn't have done that--you know how grandpa gets when he can't finish one of his stories..."

NicFit
NicFit (#616)

"In my capacity as the Senator from Minnesota I'd ask the Senator from Connecticut to SHUT HIS FUCKING SAD DROOPY MISERABLE FACE AND GO DIE IN A FIRE."

Abe Sauer
Abe Sauer (#148)

John McCain is right. That's a bullshit grandstanding move by Franken on top of ongoing bullshit grandstanding by Leiberman. What's it accomplish other than make Franken look good on a bunch of blogs (like this one)? Nothing. Oh, you cut off Leiberman for 1 minute of talking drivel. Way to go and serve the people you spineless dickwads.

Meanwhile, Howard Dean is out there basically telling the truth (and risking his political neck) saying this watered-down reform NEEDS to get killed as it'll just make a bad situation worse (i.e. Politicians will claim "reform" and we'll all still be in the same shitty insurance boat with no public option). Let's get some attention for him. Or for Bernie Sanders who, in a truly brave suicide mission, just introduced the single payer to be laughed down by EVERYONE, including Captain Bravery, Al Franken.

Alex Balk
Alex Balk (#4)

Sure thing, Abe!

http://politics.theatlantic.com/2009/12/deans_blind_spot.php

Abe Sauer
Abe Sauer (#148)

Ah yes, the "anything is better than nothing" argument. Glad we are reaching for the stars.

As for this kind of bullshit:
"The 2004 presidential campaign that propelled Dean to national prominence was fueled predominantly by "wine track" Democratic activists-generally college-educated white liberals"

Who do you think propelled Barack Obama to national prominence? Using that as an early-essay indictment is childish.

But: The $200 billion tagged to spend annually IS not chicken feed and will certainly do some good. BUT with many of the provisions chopped out of the bill that money will go not go anywhere near as far as insurers will eat it up in increased premiums for those poorer consumers (often b/c of more health problems). Without a public option to keep insurers honest, all that spending will have its knees chopped out.

Dean isn't even a voter on this. But he is one of the only Dem voices (beside, now, Sanders) at least threatening to pull the bill as it gets hacked more and more to death. You're going to hate on him because he wants to IMPROVE a bill? What does that say about the Democrats? This victory of low expectations shit, where Franken gets applause for cutting a guy off, is EXACTLY what plagues the left.

NicFit
NicFit (#616)

Maybe we need to just, you know, move this thing along and Franken just wanted Liberman to shut his fucking face for once. I believe that Franken represented the majority of his constituents when he told Droopy Dog to STFU.

I also give him credit for exposing the lie of the "comity of the Senate". Give me a fucking break. Lieberman gets to ramble on like the Belle of the Ball, meanwhile scheming to kill 30,000 Americans a year by denying them health insurance. Fuck that maldito little shit.

Abe Sauer
Abe Sauer (#148)

Then show some stones and say that. OR, you know, FORCE A VOTE for christsake. Sure, stomping on leiberman now is fun... but a little late, no?

NicFit
NicFit (#616)

You can't force a vote when Lieberman is dangling his filibuster. That's what this whole thing is about. Jeez!

LondonLee
LondonLee (#922)

Actually you can, but that would mean making Lieberman really filibuster the bill and not just threaten to. Unfortunately Harry Reid hasn't got the balls to make him put his money (or Aetna's) where his mouth is.

NicFit
NicFit (#616)

Yes, we can all agree that forcing a vote would accomplish a lot. Give me a fucking break. Talk about grandstanding.

Abe Sauer
Abe Sauer (#148)

@London: Exactly.

NicFit
NicFit (#616)

Yes, exactly, let's pretend to force a vote, knowing there won't be a vote. Good thinking.

Abe Sauer
Abe Sauer (#148)

Nic: Then why do you want Leiberman to shut his face and "move this thing along?" Move what along? Leiberman is "this thing" right now so if that's your angle it's better to appease him or at least not try to piss him off in petty ways.

NicFit
NicFit (#616)

Actually I'd rather throw my hat in with Olympia Snowe at this point. Forget Lieberman. And he won't be much help on the other issues down the road either. He is a petulant child.

carpetblogger
carpetblogger (#306)

Remind me what political neck Howard Dean is risking with his truthiness? (not that I disagree, but HD isn't the first profile that comes to my mind when someone mentions grandstanding-free political courage)

Abe Sauer
Abe Sauer (#148)

No. Not at all. Dean's a centrist. The risk is, granted not huge, but significant if he ever runs for office again and wants the support of any of the entrenched senate/Dem party.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

Howard Dean was responsible for something akin to 85-90% of children and pregnant mothers having complete healthcare in the State of Vermont.

He was a great governor and is a close family friend (which probably makes me biased) and I think he would have made a really great President.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

Actually I think it was pretty much all children under 18 and pregnant mothers, close to all.

Abe Sauer
Abe Sauer (#148)

Well, his state was different tan all the US so it's hard to translate his results. And I'm not sold on his being a great president. He'd be the white Obama; bogged down by the realities of washington once he got there (read: failure). BUT he did have passion, and he got skewered for that as if it was a liability. Shameful.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

I see where you're coming from.

In what ways different? Genuinely curious.

Abe Sauer
Abe Sauer (#148)

Well, size for starters.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

It's all in how you use it.

flossy
flossy (#1,402)

So, screw people like this guy, is what you're saying?

Abe Sauer
Abe Sauer (#148)

Yes Flossy, clearly I am advocating to screw those people.

kneetoe
kneetoe (#1,881)

If you kill this bill, there will never be health care reform. The bill does not make a bad situation worse; it is clearly a major improvement in a number of important ways. Incremental improvement is a bore, but it's what our system is set up to achieve (and, I would add, in most situations that's a good thing). Killing this bill at this point is not the way to go.

Abe Sauer
Abe Sauer (#148)

Never be health care reform? That's exactly the kind of sentiment used to both water it down and sell it. But, look, I agree that this "reform" would be incrementally better than what we have now (though in the long term, who knows). But the idea that speaking out against it is somehow anti-reform is preposterous. And the Dems who are standing up saying this represents real reform are sell-outs. And the president who supported the public option while running for president and stayed quiet is a weasel. Calling this bill "reform" (and this whole attempt) is a joke that history will judge as a truly low moment.

kneetoe
kneetoe (#1,881)

Well, never's a long time, but you're not going to kill it and then start over any time soon and hope for a better result. I don't think speaking out is anti-reform. At the very least you want people speaking out from the left (or whatever you want to call it) for political reasons, and that's not to mention speaking out becuase of real live genuine beliefs. But I also don't think getting what you can and going with it is automatically selling out or being a weasel;to me it's another completely legitimate way of looking at the political process--and one that others are, of course, free to disagree with.

Abe Sauer
Abe Sauer (#148)

Yeah but tragedy here is that healthcare should be a civil rights issue. Instead it's been accepted to be, even by the left, an economics issue in which compromise and "the best we can get" are acceptable.

nadie
nadie (#807)

What kneetoe said. Criticizing the bill to improve it isn't anti-reform; calling for it to be killed explicitly is, obviously. Every major social program since social security has been built on and improved after it was passed. This will be too. And these bills aren't just this year's opportunity for health care reform, they're this generation's opportunity. I will not review the history of every health care reform attempt since the 1930s here, but the trend is, uh, clear. But this is the opportunity to begin a process. See: everything Ezra Klein's written in the past month, but for example, this: http://voices.washingtonpost.com/ezra-klein/2009/12/the_case_for_moving_forward.html

And let's not be naive about the political consequences for Obama's domestic policy agenda more broadly if this fails.

Jasmine
Jasmine (#8)

Personally, I think the best part was someone interrupting McCain to say that the same thing (cutoff due to time) happened like an hour earlier.

All that after McCain said he'd never ever seen anything like that happen EVER.

Baboleen
Baboleen (#1,430)

Altzheimers?

mickeyitaliano
mickeyitaliano (#2,202)

Can someone please bash him in the face

Jack
Jack (#2,653)

Nice to see you sticking to your argument. Abe @ 10:59 AM (EST): "Howard Dean is out there basically telling the truth saying this watered-down reform NEEDS to get killed..." Abe @ 11:30 AM (EST): "You’re going to hate on him because he wants to IMPROVE a bill?" Consistency!

Abe Sauer
Abe Sauer (#148)

That he thinks this particular "reform" is bad and that he think the bill could be improved? It's not Shakespeare but I don;t see a problem there.

codswallower
codswallower (#2,355)

Accusing Franken of damaging the comedy of the Senate shows how out of touch Mcain is.

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