Everyone who laughs at me for using a PC-and you know who you are-can suck it-and you know what it is*-because guess what? Even though I'm not an effete, trend-swallowing, self-satisfied Mac devotee, at least I can smoke near my computer without worrying about voiding the warranty. Put that in your iPipe and smoke it. Or, actually, don't, they won't fix it for you. SUCKERS.
*My cock.
I am writing this comment from a 6-year old Dell Windows XP machine. Suck it.
Is it typing AND smoking? Multi-tasky!
(is that a picture of what I think it is? or is it your thumb?)
He and his cock smoke simultaneously. Don't know if they share or each has their own smoke though.
Also, insert WANG joke here.
Dell Latitude E6400 bitchez and now I feel like a cigarette!
You know, you really shouldn't smoke, it's bad for your health.
Also, an Apple a day keeps the doctor away.
[Abashedly] Trend-swallower reporting for sucking.
I hear frequent visits to the nurse are also good for one's health. True?
Everything in immoderation!
I'm writing this on a word processor.
new doc cap eye dictated this too my new secretary comma Rosie period salutation signature block end doc
I can no longer like you. sorry.
Those twatty braggy mac users can fuck off. (typed on an old acer laptop)
There is a solution; use an eight year old iBook that the previous owner regularly used to put cigarettes out on. Once the casing is all nice and melted already, getting a little ash isn’t a big deal.
Mac flatulence notwithstanding, I wouldn't celebrate being on a Dell *anything*.
Amen brother. In shame: working on an employer-purchased Latitude that frcks up everything starting with the touchpad.
Company-leased HP with Vista that needs to be restarted at least once a day. Hardware is fine; Windows owes me a lot of time back.
My favorite part is the knuckle fuzz.
Warrantee?? Pussies. I just use a brand new laptop until the battery runs out then I THROW IT AWAY.
Macs just suck in a different way.
--Acer Travelmate 8200: the greatest laptop ever made.
Thx for tip.