Obesity
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Fat Man Full Of Anger, Mortadella
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Helicopter Hauls Blimp To Sporting Event
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Overstuffed Britons Now Sleeping In Tarps
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Fat Man Loves Attention, Devil Dogs
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Insert Sumo Ring Joke Here
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Your Gut Will Make You Go Blind
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Pretty Soon They Will Be Hauling Our Enormous Asses To The ER In Humvees
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Now You Can Be Fat In Virtual Reality Too
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Government Politely Asks Americans To Not Be Such Fat Fucks
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Chris Christie State Dinner Joke Impossible To Pass Up