Pretty Soon They Will Be Hauling Our Enormous Asses To The ER In Humvees

As was previously the case in Boston, emergency medical services — this time in Fort Worth, Texas — have been forced to expand the size of their ambulances to better accommodate our more corpulent frames. This is not so much news, but note the matter-of-fact tone of the the report: “Everybody’s tubbing up… and that’s the way it is.”