What We Learned This Week
• How our Pentecostal Congress grows
• Who would be Donna Summer if he only had a penis
• How to keep up with the Internet
• What is the most awful-sounding disease out there now
• How to survive for a month without drinking
• Which new indicators we use to convey musical fame
• How the anonymous novel about Barack Obama ends
• Why you should never call an emergency locksmith in New York City
Photo by Bob Jagendorf, from Flickr.