'Blonde on Blonde,' In Order
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Nobel Literature Laureates, In Order
109. Frédéric Mistral, 1904
108. Winston Churchill, 1953
107. Pearl S. Buck, 1938
105 (tie). Harry Martinson, 1974
105 (tie). Eyvind Johnson, 1974
104. William Golding, 1983
103. Jacinto Benavente, 1922
102. John Galsworthy, 1932
101. Odysseus Elytis, 1979
100. Camilo José Cela, 1989
99. Rudyard Kipling, 1907
98. Roger Martin du Gard, 1937
97. John Steinbeck, 1962
96. Hermann Hesse, 1946
95. Sinclair Lewis, 1930
94. Paul Heyse, 1910
93. Vicente Aleixandre, 1977
92. Rudolf Christoph Eucken, 1908
91. V.S. Naipaul, 2001
90. Pablo Neruda, 1971
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The Cast of "12 Angry Men" in Order of Hotness
12. Juror #10
11. Juror #9
10. Juror #3
9. Juror #7
8. Juror #4
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The Short Stories Of George Saunders So Far, In Order
35. "The Semplica Girl Diaries"
34. "Puppy"
33. "My Amendment"
32. "I CAN SPEAK™"
31. "Al Roosten"
30. "93990"
29. "The Barber's Unhappiness"
28. "Bohemians"
27. "Pastoralia"
26. "Tenth of December"
25. "Winky"
24. "The Falls"
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The 15 ZZ Top Albums Ranked in Order of the Band's Total Facial Hair
15) Z.Z. Top's First Album, 1971
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Gun Violence In America Just Since Friday's Massacre Of Children And Schoolteachers In Newtown
- A 42-year-old destitute maniac fired 50 rounds at the Fashion Island luxury mall in Newport Beach, California, on Saturday evening. No one was injured.
- A nut shot an employee at the Excalibur hotel-casino in Las Vegas on Friday night, and then shot himself to death.
- A man opened fire on people in a restaurant and then a movie theater parking lot in San Antonio on Sunday night, injuring one person before being shot by an off-duty sheriff's deputy working as a security guard.
- In Mississippi, one man is dead and two are injured (including the dead man's father) "after an argument over a man 'doing [...]
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The Worst Places To Wait On Line In Order Of How Much Time They Allow You To Imagine The Sad, Everyday Lives Of The People In Front Of You Until You Eventually Confront The Depressing Reality Of Your Own Existence And The Crushing Burden Of Being For All Of Us—A Pain Which Only Ends With Death, But Never Soon Enough
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Names of 'Guardian' Reader's Pets in Order of Relative 'Guardian'-Readerness
- Bob
- Audrey
- Douglas
- Sophie
- Hodge
- Rick
- Otto
- Benny
- Elmer
- Pepper
- Rasputin
- Princess Poppy Purrington
- Fritz
- Chumley
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Elements Of Economics In Order Of Relative Gayness
24. Nash Equilibrium/Stackelberg Competition
23. The Production Function
22. Pareto Optimality
21. The Phillips Curve
20. The Gauss–Markov theorem
19. Hysteresis
18. Say's Law
17. The Lucas critique
16. Theory of the Firm
15. Quantity theory of money
14. Keynesian Stabilization
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Best Guesses At Prince's Email Address
• prince@prince.com
• ☩
• ⸮((¯°·._.• ρяɨɲȼ€ •._.·°¯))?
• purplerain69@aol.com
• bballboy@hotmail.com
• ifuwant2emailme@gmail.com
• RIDEmy♞@yahoo.com
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The Last Lines, In Order, Of Every Major Character In The "30 Rock" Finale
16. Liz: She'll be like, "Whaaat?" (41:48)
15. Jack: Wait, you're Sam? (42:16)
14. Grizz: Wait, you're Sam? Don't even say it. (41:26)
13. Kenneth: So the whole show just takes place here at 30 Rockefeller Plaza—is that right, Ms. Lemon? [Yes sir...] I know, and I love it. (42:28)
12. Dot Com: Tracy is exactly where you think he is, Liz. It's the closest thing he has to hiding out in a church. (30:50)
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Victoria Grayson's Unfortunate History As A Hamptons Hostess, In Chronological Order
• Last night's Charity Wine Auction: Two guests kidnapped from elevator as they're leaving the party.
• Liberty Project benefit dinner: Wife of a Supreme Court nominee reveals to assembled guests that her husband beats her, is crooked judge.
• Thanksgiving dinner: Victoria discloses to guests that at age 15 she was forced to shoot a man and take the blame for his death.
• Second wedding to Conrad: Groom toted off by police during the reception.
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The Smashing Pumpkins, 1991-2000, In Order
151. “French Movie Theme” 150. “Annie-Dog” 149. “Pastachio Medley” 148. “The Boy” 147. “Bugg Superstar 146. “Spaced” 145. “Pulseczar” 144. “A Night Like This” 143. “Take Me Down” 142. “Shame” 141. “Glass and the Ghost Children” 140. “Medellia of the Gray Skies” 139. “Rotten Apples” 138. “La Dolly Vita” 137. “Meladori Magpie” 136. “The Bells” 135. “17” 134. “Tonite Reprise” 133. “Blank” 132. “Pennies”
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Airlines, By Level of Evil
10. Southwest
9. Virgin Atlantic
8. Frontier
7. Alaska
6. JetBlue
5. American
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43 Things That Will Make You Feel Old
43. Aching feet 42. Failing eyesight 41. Everything taking at least ten minutes longer than you planned 40. Frequent late-night urination 39. Cracking sound each time you stand up 38. Ear hair 37. Nose hair 36. Head hair (in sink/shower) 35. "Sorry, I couldn't hear you." 34. "Just resting my eyes." 33. Unreliable memory 33. Ultra-reliable memory (i.e. increasingly frequent and vivid memories of things you've long since forgotten rushing in at inappropriate times)
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The Top 40 #1 Hits In The History Of Billboard's Hot 100 Singles Chart, In Order
40. Adele, "Someone Like You"
39. 50 Cent, "In Da Club"
38. Cheap Trick, "The Flame"
37. Mary J. Blige, "Family Affair"
36. Beyonce, "Crazy In Love"
35. Wham! featuring George Michael, "Careless Whisper"
34. Lady Gaga, "Poker Face"
33. TLC, "Waterfalls"
32. The Animals, "The House of the Rising Sun"
31. Blondie, "Heart of Glass"
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The Titles of Philip K. Dick’s Novels, In Order of Sheer Awesomeness
46. Nick and the Glimmung
45. Galactic Pot-Healer
44. The Zap Gun
43. Mary and the Giant
42. A Maze of Death
41. The Game-Players of Titan
40. The Broken Bubble
39. Dr. Bloodmoney, or How We Got Along After the Bomb
38. The Ganymede Takeover
37. Voices from the Street
36. Deus Irae
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Last-Minute Chances For World To End On 12/21/12
- "The first major snowstorm of the season began its slow eastward march across the Midwest early Thursday, leaving at least three people dead, creating treacherous driving conditions and threatening to disrupt some of the nation's busiest airports ahead of the holiday weekend."
- "Tornado warnings remained in effect in parts of Mississippi, Louisiana and Alabama early Thursday."
- "Schools across the country, already on edge following last week's massacre of 20 students and six adults at a Newtown, Conn., elementary school have been further unnerved following a series of copycat threats, sometimes yielding arrests and caches of deadly weapons."
- "The number of Americans filing first-time claims for [...]
