It's Hard To Know What Garbage Behavior Is Even Real Anymore

This is apparently a real thing that happened on the London Overground. Do you know this man?

— Patrick Smith (@psmith) August 6, 2015

Sure, Twitter occasionally offers up something of interest, but mostly it gives you stuff like this, which you have now been trained to understand is more likely than not some kind of wacky, help-me-go-viral promotion. One of the most insidious inventions of our age is the kind of commercial operation that forces you to hope something terrible is genuine rather than manufactured for attention.