Football Pick Haikus For Week 15

Thursday, December 13

Cincinnati -4.5 At Philadelphia

Bengals have taken
the last few weeks off but the
Eagles off all year. PICK: BENGALS

Sunday, December 16

Green Bay -3 At Chicago

Without Urlacher
Bears Defense looks gooey like
a deep crust pizza. PICK: PACKERS

At Atlanta -1.5 NY Giants

With both teams in steep
decline only the Giants
show up for big games. PICK: GIANTS

At New Orleans -3.5 Tampa Bay

Only cool thing about the
Bucs is the kid who dances
with the cheerleaders. PICK: SAINTS

At St. Louis -3 Minnesota

Adrian Peterson
is not the greatest ever
but he’s good right now. PICK: VIKINGS

Washington -1 At Cleveland

Will RG3 play?
I kind of think that he won’t.
So I’ll take the Browns. PICK: BROWNS

At Miami -7 Jacksonville

The Jags-run defense
is more suspect than Brian
Williams’ music cred. PICK: JAGS

Denver -2.5 At Baltimore

Ravens getting old
before our very eyes like
a sad Gossip Girl. PICK: BRONCOS

At Houston -8.5 Indianapolis

The Texans got crushed
on Monday night but they have
nothing to play for. PICK: COLTS

At San Diego -3 Carolina

The Chargers should run
the Statue of Liberty
play on every down. PICK: PANTHERS

Seattle -5.5 At Buffalo

Seahawks more fun than
a monkey in a parka
in an Ikea. PICK: SEAHAWKS

Detroit -6 At Arizona

If Arizona
loses ten straight they might have
to deport the team. PICK: LIONS

Pittsburgh -1.5 At Dallas

Which offense will be
more inept. Sources still point
to Tony Romo. PICK: STEELERS

At Oakland -3 Kansas City

I can’t imagine
how the Raiders will win this
game, but someone will. PICK: RAIDERS

At New England -5 San Francisco

They should have saved this
terrific match-up for the
Super Bowl, you know? PICK: PATRIOTS

Monday, December 17

At Tennessee -2 NY Jets

What plagues will God send
Jets’ fans? Radioactive
monkeys probably. PICK: JETS

Last week’s Haiku Picks went 5–10–1. That’s 96–108–5 for the season.

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