I Can't Face Being Subscribed to WND's Horrifying Emails Any More

I can’t do this anymore. I was staying subscribed to World Net Daily’s email blasts because I figured it was important to know what the wingnut right thinks about our COMMUNIST IN CHIEF and about olive oil. (???) But it’s just like opening your gmail every day and having Nicolas Cage as Ghostrider emerge and spit in your mouth. It’s not like that even. It IS that. A hideous digital face. Spitting. In my open mouth. I thought this was my job! But no job is worth this! Can someone take over monitoring them for me? Like I think this is the Southern Poverty Law Center’s job or something.