Football Pick Haikus For Week 12

Football Pick Haikus For Week 12

Thursday, November 24

Green Bay -6.5 At Detroit
It’s Thanksgiving Day!
Can the Lions end The Pack’s
Perfect Season? Yes. PICK: LIONS

At Dallas -7 Miami
The Dolphins won thrice
ruining their chances of a
Franchise QB. Duh. PICK: DOLPHINS

At Baltimore -3 San Francisco
Unless you have the
NFL Network you’ll be
watching Charlie Brown. PICK: LUCY, 49ERS

Friday, November 25

Detroit Red Wings v. Boston Bruins
In Boston instead
of throwing squid on the ice
fans just punch you, guy. PICK: BRUINS

Sunday, November 27

At St. Louis -3 Arizona
The Rams will soon fire
their coach and GM. At least
they have the Cards. PICK: CARDS

At NY Jets -8 Buffalo
Battle of New York!
Played at home in New Jersey!
Stop Bill-leaving. PICK: BILLS

At Cincinnati -7.5 Cleveland
The Fight for Ohio!
Who wants it badly enough?
The Kentucky Part. PICK: BENGALS

Houston -3 At Jacksonville
Andre Johnson’s back!
Matt Lienart’s starting QB!

Carolina -3 At Indianapolis
The great Indy fans
deserve better and that’s just
somewhat sarcastic. PICK: PANTHERS

At Tennessee -3 Tampa Bay
Remember that movie
“Remember the Titans?” Well,
I forget about them. PICK: BUCCANEERS

At Atlanta -9.5 Minnesota
Falcons should win
unless their coach calls a bad
play in Overtime PICK: FALCONS

At Oakland -5 Chicago
Why do teams punt to
Devin Hester? Just please go
for it on 4th down. PICK: RAIDERS

At Seattle -4 Washington
Redskins’ approval
ratings come in just under
Supercommittee’s. PICK: SEAHAWKS

New England -3 At Philadelphia
Dream Team plays better
with Vince Young at Quarterback.
Too bad Vick’s starting. PICK: PATRIOTS

At San Diego -6.5 Denver
Cheering against Tim
Tebow is like praying for
Voldemort to win. PICK: BRONCOS

Pittsburgh -10.5 At Kansas City
10 dead men and 1
healthy Troy Polamalu
can beat this Chiefs’ team. PICK: STEELERS

Monday, November 28

At New Orleans -7 NY Giants
Giants’ annual
late season swoon in effect.
Pass rush is nice, though. PICK: SAINTS

Last week’s Haiku Picks went 5–7–2. Season to date is 72–88–5. Have a
Happy Holiday!

Jim Behrle tweets at @behrle for your possible amusement.