Silvio Berlusconi Could Never Have Bunga-Bungad, Because Of God And Stuff

“When one of my guests said ‘Are we going to have some bunga bunga after dinner?’ they were just talking about dancing. I never took part because I have vowed never to dance. I have not smoked since I managed to save my first business adventure from an inglorious ending and I don’t gamble since I risked making a fool of myself with a professional card player and I don’t dance since I promised a friend who was dying, that if they lived I would not dance again.”
— Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, who insists that he would never allow sacrilegious behovior in his home, explains that “bunga bunga” merely refers to dancing. Also, eight of his aunts are nuns, which may clear up any confusion surrounding this.