Football Pick Haikus For Week 6

Sunday, October 16

At Green Bay -14.5 St. Louis
The Rams have no chance.
They may as well stay home and
watch the game and drink. PICK: PACKERS, BREWERS

At Pittsburgh -12 Jacksonville
Did you know that in
Pittsburgh they put the french fries
inside your sandwich? PICK: STEELERS

Philadelphia -1.5 At Washington
If the dream team keeps
Losing we may have to take
Their Liberty Bell. PICK: EAGLES

At Detroit -4 San Francisco
O Motor City!
The Lions are hotter than
Devil’s Night houses. PICKS: LIONS, TIGERS

At Atlanta -4 Carolina
Falcons’ Second Half
Was an AMC ad for
“The Walking Dead” show. PICK: PANTHERS

At Cincinnati -7 Indianapolis
Let us count the ways
Indianapolis sucks.
Every single way. PICK BENGALS

At NY Giants -3 Buffalo
You should still Bill-leave!
The G-Men play lousy at
Met Life Stadium. PICK: BILLS

At Baltimore -8 Houston
Mario Williams
Linebacker, out for the year.
Texans, pecked to death. PICK: RAVENS

At Oakland -6.5 Cleveland
Al Davis’s ghost
won’t rest until Raiders break
Penalty records. PICK: BROWNS

At New England -7 Dallas
Pats Offense is Great.
And Defense is Wicked Bad.
But Romo blows games. PICK: PATRIOTS

New Orleans -4.5 At Tampa Bay
Can the Saints win in
The Pirateship? As Balk says,
Sure, why the hell not? PICK: SAINTS

At Chicago -3 Minnesota
Both these teams stink and
don’t even deserve haikus.
But I like purple. PICK: VIKINGS

Monday, October 17

At NY Jets -7 Miami
Reggie Bush might get
300 yards running straight
through Jets’ sad run. D. PICK: DOLPHINS

Last Week’s Haiku Picks went 11–2–1. You read that right. Season to
date is 36–39–3.

Jim Behrle tweets at @behrle for your possible amusement.