by Mat Honan
HP’s new “Everybody On” campaign is just about the least cool thing I’ve ever seen. And I was an Eagle Scout! And I’m a birder! And I was on the debate team! And I went to debate camp!
Did you miss those lyrics? Here’s a transcription!
HP touts it as “a re-recorded a version of Lou Reed’s iconic ‘Walk On the Wild Side,’ which he created specifically for HP.” Wow. That’s lame, Lou. Go meet Iggy on the lido deck.