by Abby Seiff
Extraordinary that US Congressman forced to quit over shirtless photo. In Russia we do not censure random acts of manliness.less than a minute ago via web
Fake Hamid Karzai
Estou aqui deitada com as pernas pro ar assistindo Passione, o Lula também está aqui fazendo massagem nos meus joanetes. Cansaço…less than a minute ago via web
Translation: I’m lying here with my legs in the air watching Passione, Lula is also here to massage my bunions. Sleepy…
Train back to London y’day, One could not wait for the press to piss off so One could sit in back and pop the top of that Stella.less than a minute ago via web
State of the Nation. Not my favorite day of the year. This could go so much faster if they’d just let me use words like ‘screwed’.less than a minute ago via web
Under the penal code, suspects who have committed grave criminal offences can get away with them by bribing the Judge.less than a minute ago via web
Mzee Mwai Kibaki
Translation: There are pro-Mubarak protesters? Whoa, that’s awesome. How come in the demonstrations here there are never any pro-Sarkozy supporters?
Dr Manmohan Singh
Kim Jong Il
Demonstrations in Baghdad and other cities in Iraq. Why would anyone need electricity, water, security, etc. when they have freedom?less than a minute ago via web
Nouri Al Maliki
Translation: completely overslept. Fucking hate #casualfriday
Muammar Al Gaddafi
CALMA PUEBLO…. AQUÍ ESTOY PARA GOBERNARLOS!less than a minute ago via web
Translation: QUIET VILLAGE…. I AM HERE TO RULE YOU!
Mubarak must learn to be a man of the people like I am. Just had great chat with my gardener about the automatic transmission in my Merc.less than a minute ago via web
Najib Tun Razak
The FakeDave Cameron
Spiser penicillin og c-vitaminer på harde livet. Har ikke tid til å bli smittet med Downs syndrom rett før kommunevalget.less than a minute ago via web
Not Jens Stoltenberg
Translation: Eating penicillin and C vitamins for dear life. Do not have time to be infected with Down syndrome just before the local elections.
Mubarak renunció. Obviamente, el güey no sabe taparle un ojo al buey. Ofrezco clases privadas.less than a minute ago via web
Translation: Mubarak resigned. Obviously, the idiot does not know how to cover a bullseye. I offer private lessons.
José ‘Bot’ Sócrates
Translation: I love making love with a journalist and showing her my invincible power
Tikko izteicu oficiālu līdzjūtību Jaunzēlandei. Kāds nezina, kas tur notika?less than a minute ago via web
Translation: Just made an official sympathy for New Zealand. Someone know what happened there?
Fake Bashar Al-Assad
Translation: Wayne Bashir?
ANZ attacking our independent judiciary. The one that won’t call me illegal. Very independent.less than a minute ago via web
No Hugo Chávez
Translation: My government is committed to private property and civil liberties, and also to April Fool’s Day
Zombie Barack Obama
Слово “увімкни” легше написати ніж вимовити!less than a minute ago via web
Translation: The word “check” is easier to write than to say!
One thing that is very important in whatever you do is honesty. If you are not honest, you will never leave in peace, Just look at meless than a minute ago via web
I could swear there were bagels in the fridge yesterday.less than a minute ago via web
Not Steve Harper
Goedemorgen! Garfield heeft altijd gelijk.less than a minute ago via web
Translation: Good morning! Garfield is always right.
Ali Abdullah Saleh
Have a Cabinet Meeting in 30 minutes. I have to brief my cabinet on this whole “coup” situation.less than a minute ago via web
Meles Zenawi Asres
Bench; a piece of furniture that typically offers seating for several people….Ummm… We’ll see.less than a minute ago via web
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.less than a minute ago via web
Translation: TOP NEWS: The Federal Republic of Germany will launch the first of the European community, the #nudeshower.
Missing President Bush…less than a minute ago via web
最近比较烦比较忙比较乱，TX们！我们不会搞多党制的，我们绝不搞真正的民主！哈哈哈哈less than a minute ago via web
Translation:chaotic and busy, TX them! We will not engage in multi-party system, we must not engage in a real democracy! Ha ha ha ha
Asif Ali Zardari
SMS fra Grev Ingolf: “Er blevet fan af oppossumen Heidi på Facebook. Lækkert lille dyr!”
Margrethe II Rex
Translation:MS from Count Ingolf: “Have been a fan of oppossum Heidi on Facebook. Exquisite little creature!” We would rather look at Heidi.
Albert II van België
Translation: Johan! Don’t leave me yet!
Tengan un feliz fin de semana amigosh!! nOS vemos en alguna casa de masajes ;=)less than a minute ago via web
Translation: Have a good weekend friends. See you in the massage parlor ☺
Amigas y amigos, hermanas y hermanos, bendiciones para todos y que pacen un excelente domingoless than a minute ago via web
Translation: Friends, brothers and sisters: blessings to all and have an excellent Sunday