London Borough Celebrates Return of Giant Knife

A fancy sword that had been stolen from council offices in London’s Borough of Bromley escaped the fate of so many knives on Knifecrime Island-being melted down and turned into stadiums-when authorities realized it was too special to be any old blade. The sword, which had been “handed in during the Met’s knife crime Operation Blunt campaign in February last year along with hundreds of other knives,” will hopefully spend the rest of its days hanging on a wall somewhere as a tribute to Britain’s love of knifery.