Posts Tagged: Yes We Can

The Taco Bell Breakfast Is American Freedom And Pride In Its Best And Most Primal Expression

Were we once a nation of tinkerers that split the atom, created the phonograph, and gave Kevin Costner’s career three distinctly different eras? We were.

And yet, despite all the transistors, pneumatic tires, Roombas, and swivel chairs, the elites apparently have no room in their heart for the Waffle Taco, the most obvious object of derision in Taco Bell’s newly announced breakfast line-up.

“Gross,” they cried, in their truncated communiques. Breakfast, they libeled, would now be served by “a fast food chain heretofore known primarily for serving shredded cheese, refried beans, wilted lettuce, and horse meat in various combinations of tortilla containers.” Taco Bell breakfast “could conceivably [...]


Super Young Designer Makes Ugly Stuff. Sorry.

I'm sure Gabby Applegate, the 19-year-old designer of Witches, is a very nice girl. And as an older female I don't enjoy pulverizing the plucky spirit of the youf unless there's a cash prize but I just saw her 2010 spring/summer lookbook hoping to see dewy-skinned, clear-eyed promise and sadly didn't.

This stuff is fugs. And for the most part it's not her fault since it is a very specific Los Angeles flavor of bad.