Posts tagged as Why
Beers In The Pants Dot Tumblr Dot Com
From the Internet that brought you Bros Icing Bros, it's.... Beers In The Pants Dot Tumblr Dot Com. (via, via)
Staples: Where Violence Comes To You
Supplies! "Four men with a seemingly limitless appetite for office supplies have burglarized Staples stores in Manhattan at least seven times this year, the police say."
'World's Worst Wedding DJ' Video: Ends In Tears
The victim-perpetrators of the World's Worst Wedding DJ video speak: "It wasn't a routine or anything."
The Matt Damon Show
"We can't wait to run around asking people what they're 'doing for Matt Damon night' and if they're going to 'a Matt Damon watching party' to 'play Matt Damon drinking games' (drink every time someone says 'Matt Damon'!). It's going to be so hard to get a cab on Matt Damon night, so try to leave your friend's Matt Damon party early and just find out whether Matt Damon cried at the end later when you get home. The only thing that would make this better is if it were a surprise for Matt Damon." READ MORE
Bloomberg's Lady Being Floated for Senate *STABS EYES*
Oh sweet Jesus. People are trying to get Mayor Bloomberg's girlfriend, Diana Taylor, to run for Senate, in Gillibrand's seat. Why is New York state so insane?
And Then The Luxury Market Stopped Making Sense
Kanye knows that this insane thing actually happened. ALSO in skis. (On the other hand? The Chanel city bike? Yes please.)
Karl Lagerfeld Made This For You
This SpongeBob SquarePants figurine fetched $1,500 at auction in Paris because Karl Lagerfeld perched some specs on it, painted fingerless gloves and attached what I thought was a pharaoh's postiche but is actually a very rakish plastic tie with a symmetrical windsor knot. Bully. READ MORE
"Gooby" Will Give You Something To Cry About (Eugene Levy's Career)
Older readers may remember Eugene Levy as one of the geniuses responsible for SCTV, but he is doing his damndest to ensure that his legacy is considerably less prestigious. Gooby? Really? The trailer uses comic sans for Christ's sake. I don't even know what to say. [Via Videogum]
Segway Puma... an idea whose time has come!
Your tax dollars at work: "General Motors is teaming with Segway, the scooter company, to develop a battery-powered vehicle to cut urban congestion and pollution. The companies plan to announce the partnership Tuesday in New York, where they are testing a prototype of the partially enclosed, two-seat, two-wheel scooter. The venture is called Project PUMA, for Personal Urban Mobility and Accessibility." READ MORE
