Tiger Woods: Too Soon! @2:20 PM
Dear Washington Post,
In your "interactive poll" on whether it is too soon for Tiger Woods to return to playing golf, you instructed those who selected the “not sure” response to “please explain in the comments.” So here is my explanation for responding that way. READ MORE 40
Photo Of Committed Couple Expressing Affection Sickens Readers @11:00 AM
27 people canceled their subscriptions to the Washington Post when the paper ran this picture on its front page with a story about same-sex marriages licenses being issued in DC. The Post ombudsman describes the complaints he's received, which include the usual homophobic rants and the more measured "This disturbs me and it should be buried" reactions. And, as happens EVERY SINGLE TIME a homosexual couple is shown doing something so perfectly pedestrian that it would be completely unremarkable if its subjects were straight, there was this: "I would appreciate it if your cover pictures would not be so disturbing where my kids can see it easily on the kitchen table… please don’t shove this 'Gay' business in our face." I suppose we should applaud the complainant for eschewing the more commonplace "ram it down our throats," but can't they find a new way to proclaim their displeasure? I am sick and tired of having these ignorant expressions of disgust jammed up my ass. 36
We hear it's "99% done" that Sally Quinn's Washington Post column is also done. Update: Ouch. Quinn's been moved to "online columnist" (welcome, dear!) and will mostly be about White People Jesus and tables, or something? @5:03 PM 7
WaPo News and Mag Divisions Report Massive Losses; Revenue Plummets @10:36 AM
You may have noticed some very glowing stories this morning about the Washington Post Company! The AP says: "Washington Post Co. quadruples 4Q profit"! That is true! Now, this is a company with many different arms. Two of the wings, the cable TV stations and the Kaplan education services, provide fully 75% of the company's income. But what about the newspapers and magazines, you ask, from which the company takes its name? Well they are in the toilet, actually, and had a very bad year. READ MORE 13
'Washington Post' Publishes Sarah Palin OpEd @7:23 PM
You know what? I'm not going to link to it. They shouldn't be rewarded with the clicks, which is pretty much what this is about, I figure. So here's the email we just got from the Washington Post, announcing tomorrow's piece of Palinography:
Sarah Palin WashPost Op-Ed: Obama Should Boycott Copenhagen
SARAH PALIN WRITES OP-ED FOR WASHINGTON POST and writes that without trustworthy science and with so much at stake, Americans should be wary about what comes out of the politicized climate change conference. The president should boycott Copenhagen.
Jennifer Lee
Manager, Communications
The Washington Post
The Atlantic's James Fallows takes a look at a Times story—headlined "In Face of Skeptics, Experts Affirm Climate Peril"—versus a Washington Post story—headlined "Stolen files of 'Climate-gate' suggest some viewpoints on change are disregarded"—on the same topic. He concludes: "Not to overdramatize, but: in a way the papers are betting their reputations with these articles. The Times, that climate change is simply a matter of science versus ignorance; the Post, that this is best treated as another '-Gate' style flap where it's hard to get to the bottom of the story." @10:00 AM 8
The Future: When the Editors Hire the Publishers @10:35 AM
At a bar last night, I was talking to someone smart who made an excellent point: that a very quiet, revolutionary act in the history of publishing had just taken place. (This person compared this moment to Gutenberg, which might be a little bit far afield but not that far off!) That is that Joshua Micah Marshall is hiring a publisher for Talking Points Memo, the blog he started all on his own in 2000, a bit before all the warbloggers like Jeff Jarvis and Glenn Reynolds came onto the Internet, and four years before Michelle Malkin. (Oh yes, how soon we forget.) My friend's point was: here is an editor, who built and owns his publication, who is now going to be the editor-owner, who will employ the publisher. For those of you who have worked at any sort of publication, the implications of this are staggering. READ MORE 18
America's Next Top Pundit Is Ready for One-Way Car Service to Scarborough Country! @4:00 PM
The Washington Post announced today the winner of its America's Next Top Pundit reality blog contest thing. (Yes, that really happened.) Here's a spoiler: the people of color lost. (Again.) RIG. (Or maybe they won by losing?) Further spoiling: the winner is a Teach for America (ACORN?) executive named Kevin Huffman. We look forward to his appearances on all those chat shows that we don't watch because we treasure our sanity. 1
Rich People Things, with Chris Lehmann: The Magna Cum Laude Recession @9:42 AM
It's a funny thing, newspapering. Last Saturday, for example, the Washington Post carried a dour dispatch in its business pages announcing that the DC unemployment rate ticked up another half a percentage point in October. This was "its highest level in 34 years of record keeping," noted reporter V. Dion Haynes. While the 11.9% jobless rate is in line with that of other major cities, there's also a peculiar lag in the employment scene here; even though employers in metro DC have added 10,200 jobs in the more credentialed end of the service industries, such as education and health care, they make a poor match for the District's labor market. Citing the work of George Mason University's Center for Regional Analysis, Haynes notes that "the District has a higher proportion of undereducated, low-skilled people who have been most vulnerable to job cuts," and so it stands to reason that "many of the new, higher-paying, higher-skilled jobs in the city are going to people in the suburbs" of Maryland and Virginia. Eagle-eyed readers of the Post business section might recall a similarly underplayed story from earlier this month, which found that DC's rarely functional government has been stoking this urban skills gap by failing to direct recipients of welfare assistance to programs upgrading job skills and offering counsel on job search strategies—even though such referrals are more or less mandatory under federal law. READ MORE 10
The Shadow Editors: Wordplay Most Fouled: How Not to Write a Headline @3:30 PM
Tom Scocca: Here is a headline from Sunday's Washington Post:
Tom Scocca: In art we lust
Tom Scocca: "At second blush, classic works are allowed to rise to their full erotic potential."
Tom Scocca: The Post is plagued by bad, amateurish, would-be-snappy headlines these days, and this one epitomizes the problem.
Tom Scocca: If you have to change two parts of a stock phrase to make your headline, you are making a dumb and clunky headline.
Tom Scocca: "In God We Trust" has nothing to do with the permeability of the barrier between "nude" and "naked" (aka "art" and "pornography").
Tom Scocca: So it's "In [WHOLLY UNRELATED WORD] we [SEMANTICALLY UNRELATED, BUT RHYMING WORD]." Half the phrase is swapped out.
Tom Scocca: If you can't do it in one step, don't do it.
Choire Sicha: Ha. 12
'Hooray' For Workplace Violence! @10:40 AM
The wonderful Gene Weingarten weighs in on the recent fisticuffs at the Washington Post style desk. (In case you hadn't heard, an editor and a reporter came to blows over a story.) He gives it a "hooray"—that people still care enough to brawl. He's right—just think about the end of Giant, when the dinosaur daddy of the family starts brawling with a racist on behalf of ill-treated Mexicans. Yes! "Newsrooms used to be places filled with interesting eccentrics driven by unreasonable passions—a situation thought of as 'creative tension' and often encouraged by management in eras when profits were high and arrogance was seen not as a flaw but a perquisite of being smart and right. Sadly, over the years newsrooms have come to resemble insurance offices peopled by the blanched and the pinched and the beetle-browed; lately, with layoffs thought to be on the horizon, everyone also behaves extra nicely to please the boss. In the face of potential ruin, journalists have been forced to reach accommodations with themselves: New strictures, new styles, new protocols, new limitations on what is possible are now meekly swallowed. In the frantic scramble for new 'revenue streams,' ethical boundaries are more likely to be pushed than is the proverbial envelope. Some of all this has leached out into the product. We all feel it. You do, too." 12
Your LOL For The Day @11:00 AM
I don't want to spoil anything about this, but you will thank me for the pure, unadulterated joy that clicking on this link will provide you. 11
Cartoon Censored For Wrong Reason @2:30 PM
The Washington Post has chosen not to run the current series of comic strip "Tank McNamara" because it includes "a storyline in which – for some reason – Dick Cheney advises NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell to kill quarterback Michael Vick." (See it here.) This raises a very important question: Are there any regular daily newspaper comics that are actually funny these days? I'm genuinely curious. Also, say "Mallard Fillmore" and die. 20
What Are the Right and Wrong Ways to Get Access to the Washington Post? @12:37 PM
Tom Scocca: Even if you set aside the money. Which is hard to do! But set aside the money. Why is a newspaper offering to grease the way to backroom meetings between people who want policy and people who make policy?
Choire Sicha: Is the answer "the confusion of influence and influence-peddling"?
Tom Scocca: Here are three editorials from Thursday's paper, from the page that has Washington Post publisher Katharine Weymouth's name on it. READ MORE 3
WaPo's New Income Strategy: Dinner @10:20 AM
Oh here is a new profit model for newspapers! It is selling private parties at the home of the publisher of the Washington Post to lobbyists. Oh neat, the coal and healthcare people can pay $25 grand for dinner with reporters and Obama administration officials. How is this not a bad idea?! 1
Rich People Things: The Great Lie About Social Security And France @10:00 AM
They say that travel broadens the mind, but for any hardy soul who journeyed through the Memorial Day edition of the Washington Post to approximate that experience, they'd have to move through the A-section back to front. That's because the op-ed section featured Robert Samuelson going through his near-annual romp through that old Beltway refrain: The swelling entitlements, they will kill us all!
In fact, Samuelson maintains, the only way to permit any residual sense of dignity for the aged and infirm who haven't had the common decency to die already is to just let both Social Security and Medicare drift into bankruptcy. READ MORE 1
Agnes is ALWAYS getting screwed by Judge Parker. @8:55 AM
Rapid response to reader restiveness should be of paramount importance to newspapers during these troubled times, so kudos to the Washington Post for giving the people what they want: "Due to popular demand, 'Judge Parker' is returning to The Post's comics pages. It will appear Monday through Saturday beginning today. The judge will be back in the Sunday comics, which are printed in advance, on May 3. To make room, 'Agnes' is moving to KidsPost and will run Monday through Thursday. It will also continue to appear in the Sunday comics." 2
Washington Post Memo About Editing Could Use An Edit @11:08 AM
Your shit is so busted.
From the Washington Post's memo about "restructuring," which is really apparently about less editing happening faster, including stories being managed on a "universal desk" instead of, say, a desk that is familiar with and devoted to the topics at hand: "Together with the executive editor, the managing editors and the deputy managing editor, these people will form the core leadership of them newsroom." Get me the universal copy desk! 0
There is no logical reason that I chose this movie but whatever @10:49 AM
This photo of Dana Milbank—part of the Washington Post's misguided new series of "personality pages"—is just a bad idea. I think it's the soft focus mounting that makes it look so terrible. Can you imagine how horrifying Howie Kurtz's version is going to seem? Oh, and also? READ MORE 1
Why we need newspapers, a continuing series. @11:17 AM
"The Washington Post reported in its online editions Saturday night that Obama's daughters chose the name Bo for the pup because first lady Michelle Obama's father was nicknamed Diddley. The name for the dog was an apparent reference to the singer 'Bo' Diddley." 0
























Commenters are the future of newspapers @11:26 AM
I'm sorry, everything about this is hysterical to me. 1