Posts Tagged: Vice
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"Freaky" Employed

"Brooklyn is our home and we're already hard at work developing a freaky, space-age utopia that will give today's creative visionaries a place to produce astonishing stories and leave their indelible thumbprint on the annals of history," says a spokesperson for Vice.

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San Diego Chupacabra Proven To Be Not A Real Chupacabra

"It’s a mammal with a long, rat-like snout, a rather high number of small incisors, closely spaced premolars with pointed cusps, and especially long, curved upper canines. Note that, unlike dogs, foxes and so on, it doesn’t have an obvious rhinarium (the area of dark, distinctly textured skin that surrounds the nostrils in such animals). These features all immediately screamed “opossum” to me. Partly this is because I’ve handled opossum skulls and am familiar with their surprisingly big upper canines and high number of incisors. Even the fur looks opossum-like (mammal carcasses typically slough fur after they’ve been decomposing in water for a while, and this explains the naked [...]

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Soon We Will All Be Working For Chris Cechin

Can anyone stop Vice from taking over the world? Apparently not.

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Vice Video Relaunch

Awl pal Chris Cechin sends word that Vice magazine's video site has relaunched. Chris works at Vice and is a super-nice guy, so do me a favor and go check it out. (If you're still at work, turn down the volume on your computer. Also, go home.) You should also check out the new issue of Vice, particularly if you like Brazilian asses. It's chock-full of them!

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Ethical Trangression Vindicated

Here is a short documentary about private military contractors produced by Vice to promote the next Call of Duty jump-and-shoot game. Interview subjects include: Erik Prince of Blackwater, P.W. Singer of the Brookings institution, and David Sanger of the New York Times. The cut at the end—ᴀ ɴᴇᴡ ᴇʀᴀ ᴏғ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴏғ ᴅᴜᴛʏ ɪs ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ—is legitimately startling, even if the branding is otherwise clear.

But is that what they're talking about right now at Activision? Or at Vice? Tone and propriety and boundaries? The deed is done. Probably not.

Here's what they might be talking about: Pan your view from Twitter to the YouTube comments, where 4500+ people [...]

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What's Really Pornographic? The Point of Documenting Detroit

Early this year, John Patrick Leary, a professor of American literature at Wayne State University, published a story in Guernica called "Detroitism" about, primarily, the two competing journalistic and artistic narratives about the Motor City.

There’s the Detroit Lament, which he describes as an examination of the city’s decline that is mostly told through the examination of physical spaces. You may have heard it referred to as "ruin porn." And there’s the Detroit Utopia, stories which purport to show a new way forward for the city, be it through urban farming, $100 homes or bicycling. (Utopian depictions of Detroit, Leary noted, tend to involve young creative white people.)

Leary [...]

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Elsewhere: Munchies

David Chang fans-and who isn't, really?-will enjoy the first episode of "Munchies," a new video series from the folks at Vice where famous chefs hit the town to drink and snack. Go now.

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In Which A Cat Is Abandoned

Vice magazine has finally found its sweet spot, in this article entitled I DITCHED MY CAT IN THE HAMPTONS OVER THE WEEKEND, in which the author allegedly ditches his/her cat in the Hamptons over the weekend. Update: Crazily typical and yet still surprising! Now s/he swears that s/he still has precious kittens in custody.

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The Secrets of Modern Media (Prostitutes!)

"Instead of writing about a prostitute, we were going to get prostitutes to write for us." —Suroosh Alvi explains the founding principle of Vice, by which, eventually, we were ushered into our current Internet age.

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Staff Memo: Why Can't We Have Nice Things?

To: All Awl Staff From: Alex Balk Re: Office decorations

Where's our fucking bear?

That is all.

Best, etc., Balk

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A Momentary Diversion on the Road to the Grave

"Look, we all know people. Think about the weirdest dude you know. The dude who wouldn't go to graduation because he wanted to stay in the parking lot and hand out fake Round Table Pizza coupons. We all know good people like that. We know how it sounds when they speak. All I do is mimic or parrot. Nobody would ever say that I am empathetic or a good husband, but I don't miss a beat when it comes to rubbernecking the strange. Last night I was out having a smoke and I saw some chick doing Wii Fit in her front window. I walked over and had a [...]