Doll Sweary
What is this doll saying that is so offensive? The audio seems unclear.
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Little Girl Likes Squeezing Her Father's Balls
"My daughter had no idea what they were, she just knew it was a toy she liked. They're fuzzy, supersoft, and have that squishy Beanie Baby feel, so they're fun to play with." -Toymaker Emil Vicale discusses his newest product, "a pink, plushy pair of 'cojones' topped with coarse black hair," that Vicale was inspired to create after hearing Sarah Palin questioning President Obama's "cojones." This article is a festival of testicle-related punnery, but I'll pull out two more for ya: "I almost died when I heard Palin say that. After that, I knew I had to give Palin the cojones she wanted." AND. "I can just see [...]
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Ifttt: Pretty Much the Greatest Thing Ever
Ifttt is pretty close to being the greatest thing in the world. Go explore the preset recipes or make your own.
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Wacky Plush Toys Bring Joy Of Mental Illness To Soft, Huggable Life
Here's the perfect gift for the neurotic in your life: "A German toymaker has unveiled a controversial new range of animals which all have psychiatric illnesses…. 'Patients' from the Paraplush toy company include Dub the turtle with severe depression, Sly the snake who suffers from terrifying hallucinations, Dolly the sheep with a multiple personality disorder and a crocodile with an irrational fear of water."
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BRB, Can't Stop Ngraming
What's that? You haven't been able to work all day either? I KNOW. Can't stop graming those N's.
