"Nothing in life matters quite as much as you think it does while you are thinking about it" except loud noise and chronic pain. Everything else is details.
“It’s almost as if dudes think, ‘Imagine what it’s like if I’m with my lady and I take it down’ — like it’s sexy. That’s what people contemplating the man bun must think.”
Recent talk of the phenomenon of preemptive irritation has made me more aware of the various sources of everyday rage, dismay and unease. But just one of these irritants is responsible for my accelerating descent into permanent anxiety. It's the intellectual overload brought on by excessive exposure to the Internets.