Posts Tagged: The Way We Pee Now
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How Not to Let Your Small Child Pee in a Public Park

People drop things on the Internet and run all the time. So we have to ask. In this edition, writer Gabe Roth tells us more about the perils of letting your preschooler pee in the park.

NY Parks cop who busted my three-year-old for peeing in the grass at a picnic: Thanks for the early lesson in the authoritarian personality!

— Gabriel Roth (@gabrielroth) May 28, 2014

Gabe! So what happened here?

We were at Brooklyn Bridge Park, at a picnic to celebrate the end of my daughter’s first year of preschool. It was about six in the evening, just starting to cool [...]

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So What's the Deal? Does Everyone Just Pee Outside or What?

I was wondering something about the people who live in the real America, the real America with yards and kiddie pools and stuff, as opposed to apartment America. So when you're outside in Real America, in the back yard with your Grillmaster 9000 or whatever… do you actually go inside to pee, in a real bathroom? Or do you just pee wherever and figure it's good for the trees or the bushes or whatever? This has been keeping me up at night. This question is mainly for dudes but not necessarily.