Posts Tagged: The Queen
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Being James Bond Also Makes You Get Really Old, Very Quickly!

America's favorite British spy/murderer is back in the new blockbuster Skyfall, and once again we are all wondering what it is about playing James Bond that makes actors get very old almost immediately. Is it some kind of English curse? Just look at Daniel Craig. Yes, a very handsome man with very blue eyes and very pronounced biceps in a state of "perpetual plyometric engagement," but the dude is only 44 years old! He's six years younger than Tom Cruise, who still looks about 25. Anyway, this so-called English Curse That Makes Bond Actors Super Old is a real thing, which can be documented with photographs, so that is [...]

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Prison Island Woman Doesn't Know Her Place

"Australia's socialist PM under fire for failing to curtsey to the Queen (or bothering to wear a hat)"

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Panties Regal

"A pair of silk knickers allegedly owned by the Queen have been put up for sale." Also: "It is alleged the bloomer-style knickers, which have not been confirmed as authentic by any official sources, were left on a private aeroplane during the Queen’s visit to Chile in 1968."

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All The Queen's Horses Are High On Drugs

And you thought you had problems: "THE Queen suffered yet another blow last night after it was revealed one of her racehorses had failed a dope test." Will that poor woman ever catch a break?