Posts Tagged: Spending
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You Spend Because You Suck

"People who are sad are more likely to seek instant financial gratification, even though it means losing out on more money later if they had just waited."

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My Ten-Point Action Plan for Spending One Million Dollars at Tiffany

Perpetual presidential candidate Newt Gingrich made news last month when it was revealed he and his wife Callista carried a credit line of up to $500,000 at Tiffany, a jewelry store catering to the powerful and virtuous. He made news again last week when it was revealed he had a second line of credit—this one up to $1,000,000. (New Gingrich’s top fundraising staff has since quit.)

Friends, you shouldn’t be surprised by the Gingriches’ million-dollar credit line at Tiffany. After all, people spend a million dollars at Tiffany every day—regular people just like you! How do they do it? By following my Ten-Point Action Plan [...]

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Do We Really Want a President Who Doesn't Kiss Rich Wall Street Ass?

Big donors were particularly offended by Obama’s reluctance to pose with them for photographs at the first White House Christmas and Hanukkah parties. Obama agreed to pose with members of the White House press corps, but not with donors, because, a former adviser says, “he didn’t want to have to stand there for fourteen parties in a row.” This decision continues to provoke disbelief from some Democratic fund-raisers. “It’s as easy as falling off a log!” one says. “They just want a picture of themselves with the President that they can hang on the bathroom wall, so that their friends can see it when they take a piss.” [...]

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Frugality Is So Fatiguing

The Obama administration-now in frantic populist make-up mode-may be pondering beefed-up regulation of the banking industry, but the titans of Wall Street finance are plainly in no mood to be fenced in. Not only did investors pull a major funk last week, putatively thanks to their skittishness over the White House's antibanking posturing, but Manhattan's monied class is primed to get frisky once more in the luxe consumer marketplace, according to New York Times Sunday Styles correspondent Laura M. Holson. It's bonus season, and for all the high dudgeon finance moguls affect to feel over their D.C. victimhood, their generous federal bailouts have put them back decisively [...]

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How Long Does Tumblr's $85 Million Last?

$85 million sounds like a lot of money! That's what Tumblr just raised, on top of the $30 million they raised ten months ago, bringing their investment dollars to a bit north of $120 million. There's a staff of 50 (now only 82% male!), so that's like $5 million a year right there. (Also, they've outsourced tech support (rather poorly; if you ask Tumblr for help with something, you get some dude copying and pasting a manual at you) with some minimal supervision, and that's probably a significant, if user-annoying, cost savings.) But staff costs are surely dwarfed by the cost of doing at the very [...]

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The End of the 00s: The Debt Regret Matrix, by Jessanne Collins

There's something sort of patriotic about the fact that I'll be memorializing the aughts well into this brave new year with a sizable debt to Bank of America. Like our great nation, I spent the last ten years getting stung and overcompensating, acting indecisive and entitled, living way beyond my means. And now I am paying. With interest! My credit card statements are so textbook "Don't" they deserve a reality show: a trip to Japan for the wedding of a couple I'd never met; $500 worth of phone calls from what was supposed to be a budget trip to the Dominican Republic; shitty new Ikea furniture to replace shitty broken [...]