Wednesday - March 10, 2010

Public Apology: Dear Emily  @4:20 PM

Dear Emily,

I’m sorry for wearing sweat pants to our first dinner date and for getting stoned before meeting your parents for the first time. READ MORE 32

Monday - November 23, 2009

"Curb Your Enthusiasm": Jerry Seinfeld Reconsidered  @11:00 AM

Did you watch "The Simpsons" last night? I did, and about halfway through I had a weird and difficult-to-categorize feeling that I was only later able to identify as shock that the episode did not entirely suck. I'm not making any claims for its greatness, mind you, but it was one of the few times in the last, say, ten years where I saw a new "Simpsons" episode and thought, Well, wow, that wasn't terrible.

Which brings me to "Curb Your Enthusiasm." READ MORE 26

Wednesday - April 22, 2009

What is the deal with cum stains?  @1:08 PM

Here is a tale about a group of artists who faced adversity because of a commitment to verisimilitude that made creative compromise an unimaginable option. Fortuitously, a solution to their problems presented itself in the most unlikely fashion, resulting in a heartwarming denouement. 5