Posts Tagged: Scott Brown

Fox News Replaces Idiot With Another Idiot

When Fox News got rid of Sarah Palin by offering her a very tiny contract renewal, people who follow these things said, "Oh, Fox News has been forced to scale back the crazy a little bit, because the old white lunatics are quickly dying off and America's population now consists solely of multi-ethnic transgender metrosexuals." But these people were wrong, because Fox News just hired Herman Cain as a paid on-air personality.

Herman Cain was the 2012 GOP presidential frontrunner at some point—everybody was a GOP frontrunner at some point, except for Sarah Palin. Imagine being such a washed-up dingbat that you couldn't even compete with the likes [...]


A Short History of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, Told in Quotations from Some of Its Greatest Citizens

"We must consider that we shall be as a City upon a Hill, the eyes of all people are upon us; so that if we shall deal falsely with our God in this work we have undertaken and so cause him to withdraw His present help from us, we shall be made a story and a byword through the world." -John Winthrop


See, Americans Look Like This…

Do you know what an American looks like? According to Peggy Noonan, it's Massachusetts Republican candidate Scott Brown! You know what an American doesn't look like? I don't know, but I bet he or she has a certain amount of duskiness to him or her. I'm just guessing there, but let's say I've got a pretty good hunch about it. [Via]


Scott Brown Writing Book!

Newly elected Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown will "tell his inspirational personal story about his life" in a book he is to write with a collaborator. The book is also expected to include tips on truck maintenance, nude modeling, and how to date his daughter.


Scott Brown, Chief Bro

Someone needs to tell Scott Brown to not wear button-down shirts with his suits. It's ghastly. It's quite accurate that John McCain described Brown yesterday as "a real straight guy," because, Jesus. Also, from the hilarious article recounting Brown's arrival in D.C.? "'Thanks bro,' Brown texted State Sen. Michael Knapik, another Republican friend, in reply to his message of congratulations on the night of his victory."


Wait, Scott Brown Isn't President Already?

Scott Brown will be sworn in as the junior senator from Massachusetts tomorrow. Say goodbye to all that progressive legislation the Democrats have been pushing through until now.


Irrational Exuberance: Scott Brown Edition

Good LORD, Matt, did you even spare a second to think about Sarah Palin's feelings?