Posts Tagged: Pregnancy
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Ask Polly: Should I Have This Baby?

Dear Polly,

I feel like at this point I really need the perspective of someone not at all attached to my situation, who has a 'no bullshit' attitude that I'm desperately in need of right now. I'm having a really hard time making an incredibly serious decision. I will try to make this as short as possible.

I broke off a long term (6+ year) relationship about 18 months ago. Shortly thereafter I began dating a guy I knew through mutual friends and a intramural sporting group. We started out just as friends; texting, happy hour, group hangouts, etc. But the texts eventually took a flirty turn and I asked [...]

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Drinking While Pregnant

Part of a two-week series on the pull of bad influences in our lives and in the culture.

I found out that I was pregnant on Christmas Day, 2011. I am due on September 4. I had my first drink (not counting a sip of champagne on New Year’s) on March 25, 2012. It was a Michelob Ultra I received after finishing the Shamrock Shuffle 8K. I figured that I earned the beer after running the race, without stopping, in under an hour, plus, a Michelob Ultra hardly counts as a drink. It was delicious and felt a little bit naughty, which was a sensation I realized I missed from [...]

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Real America, with Abe Sauer: Fat, Fetuses and Felonies

Above is a CPAP sales and info booth in a major Midwest mall. CPAP machines treat sleep apnea, a brutal disorder on the rise thanks, in part, to American obesity. We are now so fat that dropping by the midway's CPAP booth is as mundane as hitting the Sunglass Hut and Orange Julius. We're fat. Not news. But all that blubber is a lifestyle choice. The consequence of living well. No regrets. So you may get sleep apnea; other than killing yourself early (which some argue is economically beneficial) or making flights to Houston even more uncomfortable, where's the harm? Well, for starters, a mountain of recent data [...]

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Ask Polly: My Boyfriend Dumped Me For Following My Dreams

Dear Polly,

I feel like such a cliche: I can't get over my ex.

We'd been dating for 2.5 years when I was awarded a full scholarship in a city across the country, to a school I'd literally DREAMED of attending since high school, to pursue a lifelong artistic dream. His entire life—extended family, small business, and industry was in this city, coming with me wasn't really an option. He hated that I had to leave, but offered his full support: he would stay in our house so I always had a place to come home to, and while I was getting my masters, he'd build a nest—focusing on [...]

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What Does Apathy Over A Celebrity's Gestation Say About Us As A Society?

"Why don't we care whether Jessica Simpson is pregnant?" Seriously. WHAT IS WRONG WITH US?

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Mad Scientist Seeks Lady To Give Birth To Neanderthal Monster

Professor George Church of Harvard Medical School believes he can reconstruct Neanderthal DNA and resurrect the species which became extinct 33,000 years ago. His scheme is reminiscent of Jurassic Park but, while in the film dinosaurs were created in a laboratory, Professor Church’s ambitious plan requires a human volunteer.

Don't worry, potential surrogate moms: The professor thinks Neanderthals might've been smarter than us, in some way or another that might come in handy when Homo Sapiens are wiped out by an upcoming apocalypse.

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Bloomberg Pregnancy Discrimination Suit Thrown Out

The discrimination case brought against Bloomberg LP, by 80+ lady-with-children-type workers, has been dismissed. (Fun footnote: Bloomberg's manner at his deposition was described as "testy and sarcastic.")