Posts tagged as pigs
Baby Polar Bear Turns Over
I'm not gonna lie, I really needed this today. If bears are not your thing, there's bonus footage of a pig and a dog frolicking together below. READ MORE
Pigs, Flies And You
Are common houseflies picking up drug-resistant bacteria from the feces of the pigs we shoot full of antibiotics to get them to market faster and then crapping and vomiting out these superbugs onto the surfaces of our supposedly sterile homes? Yeah, probably.
Pig Gets Around
Here is the heartwarming tale of a lucky pig who escaped from his pen to impregnate fifteen ladypigs in the span of eight days. And what of Boris' 130 offspring? "By the time these youngsters are six months older they will be producing a lot of bacon cuts, that's for sure."
Joel Klein Face-Down at the Money Trough in Record Time
"The state Education Department is poised to award a $27 million no-bid contract to a company former city Schools Chancellor Joel Klein oversees." READ MORE
These Little Piggies Went To Sleep Smiling
The best thing about these adorable napping piglets is that they can delight the Internet both right now and then again a little later on when they become bacon!
Humans To Begin Resembling Pigs On A Cellular Level
"The world's first xenotransplantation treatment—where animal cells are transplanted into humans—has been approved for sale in Russia. The treatment, developed by Living Cell Technologies in New Zealand, is for type 1 diabetes. It consists of insulin-producing pig cells coated in seaweed." READ MORE
Stuttering Porker Viciously Assaulted By Colleagues
There is very possibly some backstory that we're missing here-or not! We are talking about Gurnee, Illinois, after all-but we'll simply provide you with the facts as stated: "Two Six Flags employees were ejected from the north suburban theme park Monday afternoon after allegedly attacking a female employee dressed as 'Porky Pig.' Taras Sikalchuk, 20, and Dmytro Petrychenko, 19, took a photo with "Porky Pig" about 2:20 p.m. Monday at Six Flags Great America in Gurnee, then punched the mascot in the head 10 to 15 times, Gurnee police said. Both men are employees of the park and were visiting on their day off, Gurnee police Sgt. Jon Ward said."
Venerable Hog Used As Insidery Metaphor
Now this is more like it. Plenty of puns, no self-awareness. Anyway, say hello to Oscar, the world's oldest pig. Oscar is apparently very self-assured-he's a former model-and is also quite the ladies' pig, which, if I'm reading today's Internet right, means that he must have a gigantic pig penis. Anyway, congratulations to Oscar. May our celebration of his specialness help us all to heal. Where there is discord, may he bring harmony. Where there is error, may he bring truth. Where there is doubt, may he bring faith. And where there is despair, may he bring hope. He is some pig!
AOL Fires Everyone
Those expected AOL layoffs? Not 1000! Not 2000! Actually 2500, amounting to 1/3rd of their employees.
