Posts Tagged: Perez Hilton
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Gay Dads, Gucci Bags, New York Slags

Once—during one of those conversations in which you and a spouse/friend/coworker are formulating an alternate reality—my husband suggested that we move to Japan and become reality television stars. We're an interracial gay couple with the two cutest kids in the universe. In this country, we get occasional stares. In Japan, I'm confident we could be stars.

Gossip personality Perez Hilton is going to co-produce and star in a reality television show about gay dads, right here in America. It has a very descriptive name: "Gay Dads Of New York." We are not going to be on it. We weren't asked to be, nothing like that, and we're not the kind [...]

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Perez Hilton Charms New York

Last night Paolo Mastrangelo went up to the Borders in the Columbus Circle shops, where Perez Hilton read and spoke before hundreds of fans. 95% were college age; easily 80% were women. Everyone looked like an edgy Gap commercial, which is to say, they all looked really good. There was not a flannel shirt, neon orange backpack or fanny pack in sight. But it wasn't really the outfits that were striking-it was all the smiles and excitement in the room. Perez was behind a podium. He was cheerful, and graciously took questions from all. "What do you think about blogging in relation to journalism?" someone asked. And: "When [...]

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What Last Night Was Like

Basically everyone should have to stare at this photo every day for 30 minutes while they ponder their life choices.

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Harry Potter Fan Not Dead. (Nor Is Fidel Castro, BTW.)

To be fair to Perez Hilton-who wrote this (subsequently removed) post about the suicide of a Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince fan without realizing that it was based on a piece of satire-"humor" isn't exactly the first thing that comes to mind when I see the byline "Andy Borowitz" either.

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Correction: Perez Hilton

In an assessment of Perez Hilton's oeuvre last month we suggested that the legendary draftsman's best days were behind him and, furthermore, that he had always lacked a facility for penile composition. There's an important lesson to be learned here: It is always too early to render final judgment on an artist's career.

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Perez Hilton's "Celebrity Baby" Blog Launches [Sic Throughout]

"Jennifer Connelly's new born her baby girl Agnes, looks a super cute comfy in that colorful sling. It's be a shame if David Bowie stole her! HA! Luck for Jen and Paul the Labyrinth is just a movie." —Perez Hilton launched a new site that is "a fun space on celebrity parents and all children." ("FILED UNDER: CELEB KIDZ CUTE KIDZ PEREZCIOUS PARENTING")

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Marty Singer's Letter From Demi Moore to Perez Hilton

Earlier we were discussing celebrity attorney Marty Singer's letter-writing skills. Here, for instance, is one for you to read! It is a response he wrote after the Demi Moore-Perez Hilton dustup, in which Demi called Perez a child-pornographer after he posted revealing photographs of her daugther-and he told her that he wouldn't let her 15-year-old daughter dress like a skank, essentially. What possible question of law is involved in any of this is beyond me-and yet Marty Singer is getting paid to craft letters such as the one that follows.

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Terror Anniversary Prompts Outpouring of Eloquent Expression

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Perez Hilton Overcomes Adversity To Once Again Make Great Art

As longstanding admirers of Perez Hilton's artistry, we, like so many others, could not help but notice that his recent contretemps with the Black Eyed Peas (or whatever, I sort of spaced on that story) had left him rattled and unsure of himself, seemingly insecure and questioning his own massive talent. It's obviously too soon to tell whether his issues have been resolved, but we have to say that if the photo above is any indication, Mr. Hilton is back at the pinnacle of his game. Check out the jizz-work here: subtle and elegant, but boldly declarative at the same time. Welcome back, Perez! We cannot tell [...]

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Perez Hilton Hates Miss California And He's Right?

If you've ever wanted to see blogger Perez Hilton go pale with anger, you should watch this clip from last night's Miss USA pageant, in which Miss Prop 8 Miss California tells him that marriage should be between a man and a woman. This is a very odd cultural moment in at least three ways!

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Another Journalism-Changing Startup Bites The Dust

The journalism startup NewsLabs, which called itself "the platform for new journalism" and told writers that it would "allow you to focus on your craft while we focus on the tools and infrastructure for growing your online readership and brand," announced its demise today via a couple of regret-filled internal memos. The money quote is probably this one, from chief technology officer Nathan Chong: "In retrospect, I now believe that we should never have made promises about building your online brand or large amounts of traffic (early email threads about how to deal with large number of comments now seem very ironic)." Ouch.

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When Did Perez Hilton Become More Famous Than Paris Hilton And Why Were We Not Informed?

Tom Scocca: Is your Fashion Week over?

Choire Sicha: Is it ever!

Tom Scocca: Did anyone there notice that Perez Hilton is now more famous than Paris Hilton?

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New Perez Site: Jezebel For Tween Consumer Dimwits

The folks at Evil Beet Gossip have found the non-passworded section of Perez Hilton's new site for tween-women. It is Barbie's Mongoloid Dream House with My Little Sparkle Motion Pony huffing Elmer's and purging in the pink tiled bathroom. Ladies and gentlemen and tweens, the future! Enjoy!

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Two Videos, Fat And Thin: "Perez" v. "Neda"

What we're all watching today! Two shocking videos about violence, both with bearing on the world economy and our global infrastructure-our very understanding of what it means to be human! · "My first instinct is to say that I'm not saying that to make myself feel better than all the people who have watched the video, but after reading the comments on all the various different sites that have posted it, I can't help but wonder… Why would you watch it?" · "Violence is never the answer. Ever. No matter what anyone says. Blood should never be drawn. Another person should never be hurt."

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Perez Hilton reconsidered

Pop culture authority Mark Graham uses the above photo to illustrate his view that Perez Hilton has become lazy and uninspired of late. We can't help but agree.