Posts Tagged: Peanuts
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America's Deeply Incorrect New Nut Ranking

"In 2012 Americans ate more almonds per capita than shelled and unshelled snack peanuts combined (not including peanut butter)." Almonds are great—especially in milk form—but what the fuck is wrong with you America?

Nuts, properly ranked (updated for 2014):

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Man Denounces Snoopy

Strong words against Charlie Brown and company: "I was all excited to show my kid this special, because I watched it when I was a kid and I'm a selfish asshole so I wanted my kid to watch it and like it and be like me. Then I turned it on and I was like, "Wait! I fucking hate this shit." Then the show ended and my kid was like, 'I didn't like that show.' Then she went and started throwing things. FUCKING SNOOPY IS TO BLAME. "